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January 17, 2008

A Tale of Two Elections

PRAGUE -- What’s the difference between presidential elections in America and the Czech Republic?
The easy, cynical answer -- no one cares about Czech elections.
But there's another key difference: Here there is no race whatsoever.
Next month’s presidential election, between incumbent Vaclav Klaus and Jan Svejnar, will be decided not by popular vote, but as is custom here, by a vote of Parliament. So while there is coverage in the newspapers, commentary, issues, there really isn’t a campaign. There haven’t been any debates (though Klaus reportedly has declined challenges by Svejnar, a Czech who lives in America and teaches at the University of Michigan). There aren’t even any TV or radio ads (can you imagine in America a presidential race without ads?)
So while Czechs are aware of the election, they view it with a certain air of resignation. It's up to guys in Parliament. They have no voice. Most expect Klaus, who has been president since 2004 following the retirement of Velvet Revolution hero and first Czech Republic President Vaclav Havel, to win a second term.
Given this scenario, you can imagine how it’s been with my students this past week, as we pulled out a laptop and went to CNN to tune into the U.S. presidential primaries.
They were glued to the screen with curiosity, straining with their still developing English listening skills to catch the soundbytes of Hillary and Obama, following their victories in New Hampshire and Iowa, respectively.
'It’s like a big show!‘ exclaimed Daniel, an attorney who works for the government on EU affairs. Daniel is most impressed by Obama. 'I think he would be a real change for America. Clinton is part of the same old system.' You could see he was overwhelmed by the hoopla surrounding the primaries, the streams of balloons, flashing cameras on mobile phones, the great cheers, the high adrenaline and hype.
Other students were as well, like my girls at Oriflame, a Swedish cosmetics company.
Jitka, an accountant, for the moment is still loyal to Hillary (she, like many Czechs, has a special place in her heart for Bill; it’s funny, but Czechs have a much more tolerant view of his supposed infidelities, but maybe that’s no surprise given the country’s prime minister recently had a baby with his mistress). Jitka watched and listened closely while Hillary thanked New Hampshire voters. But she and her colleague, Marketa, also were curious about Obama, who people in this part of the world are just beginning to know.
'There are those who said –' Obama said, in his Iowa victory speech, ‘There are those who said this day would never come.’
I paused the video.
‘What do you think he means?’ I asked.
‘That a black man could be president,’ they suggested.
My students had questions. Hillary and Obama are from the same party, right? Right. So how are they different?
I went to Youtube and found a Hillary-Obama debate on health care. We listened for a few minutes.
‘So you see,’ I tried to explain, not quite sure I was clear on it. ‘Essentially they both agree there should be universal health care. But they disagree on details, such as should people be required to have health care, or should legislators instead focus on making health care more affordable.’
Later we also tuned in to some of the coverage on the Republican candidates, mostly John McCain and Mitt Romney, the two current front-runners.
‘And they are from Bush’s party?’ Marketa asked. ‘So are they criticizing Bush?’
We watched a video of Romney in Michigan castigating Washington politicians for not delivering on years of promises. ‘They promised to leave no child behind! They haven’t’’ And on down a list of failed promises, capped by the mantra-like phrase, ‘No, they haven’t!’ which Romney supporters echoed with spirit.
‘It sounds like church!’ said Jirina, Oriflame’s showroom manager. Jirina, who is in her fifties, has vivid memories of the Soviet invasion here in 1968 and the years of living under a Communist regime, when voting was compulsory but citizens were required to vote for the Communist Party candidate.
‘So if (Romney) is from Bush’s party,’ Marketa goes on. ‘Why is he criticizing Washington? His party is in power.’
‘It’s because everyone – Democrats and Republicans – agree that we need change,’ I managed to say, ‘but of course, they all have different ideas on what that change needs to be.’
‘Don’t worry,’ I said later, trying to be reassuring. ‘This is just the beginning. We’ll have eleven more months.’
Daniel, the lawyer, meanwhile, had this to say after listening to the candidates.
‘Wow. James, let me just say first that here our politicians are horrible!’
He sighed. I think what Daniel meant really is that he was a bit awed by all the glitter, the spirit, the theater surrounding the elections, the almost-larger than life sheen to the candidates, especially given the fact that here elections are a somewhat remote, dry affair left to the grey suits in Parliament.
‘Our politicians,’ Daniel remarked bitterly. ‘They do not have this –‘ He reached for the word. ‘These ideas, this …’ He broke off.
Others asked about third parties. I did another Youtube search and found a debate among Green candidates held recently in San Francisco. We watched it for a while.
‘There are candidates,’ I said afterward. ‘The thing is they don’t have a lot support.’
‘Are there any elected Greens?’ Marketa asked. Greens hold a small number of seats in the Czech parliament. Actually along with the two major parties, the Civic Democrats and Social Democrats, the Czech parliament also has Christian Democrats and Communists, so that makes four parties in elected positions.
‘Yeah, there are some,’ I said. ‘Especially in California, San Francisco, up north.’
Czechs, historically at least, feel an affinity for America . Czechoslovakia’s first president after the first World War, Thomas G. Masaryk, had an American wife, and former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright has Czech roots. Czechs in general have affection also for the Clintons, who invited Havel to the White House in the giddy post-revolution days of the Nineties.
These feelings of connection and affinity – Czechs have small contingents of troops in Iraq and Afghanistan -- have been tested the past decade, with the war and the shaky American eeconomy, as well as the Bush Administration’s controversial proposal to build a missile defense shield here and in Poland. As one student told me this week, for a long time America has had incredible influence in the world, and now more than a few people are beginning to question whether that influence is good, or whether the world should begin to look for other leadership.
It was reassuring, to me and I hope to Czechs who are tuning in to the election, to see that perhaps there is real hope, and that the questions and disillusionment that have filtered into the Czechs (and European) perspective toward America might be – at least for a moment – getting back on track.
Is it a game show? Yes. Is it like church? Yes. But this time around, perhaps it’s something more, a defining moment, akin to the Lincoln-Douglas debates, or the Kennedy-Nixon debates. Real discussion on the most pressing issues of our time, issues that reverberate around the world. For now anyway, Czechs can only watch and listen from afar, watch through the looking glass.
'Maybe someday we will have something like this,' Jirina mused, not without some melancholy.
Something like what? A spectacle? A show? Glitter and flashing mobile phones?
No, I think what she meant was a real election, real choices, and a chance to choose. At least I think so.

January 15, 2008

Beyond the AM Crowd chapter 2

Chapter 2

The lock on the cell door made a loud clicking sound, and the door swung open. I was already awake. There was a sink next to the toilet, but no water. I hadn’t had a shower in two days. So much for making a favourable impression on the judge.
When the door opened, four uniformed cops stood in the entrance. They signaled, and I followed them into the hallway. My bag was sitting next to the door. The police had me stand against the wall while they busied themselves with some papers at the desk.
One of the cops, who sat behind the desk, said something to me in Czech.
‘Rozumite?’
‘Nerozumim.’
One of the other cops disappeared and came back triumphantly with a dictionary. They flipped through it until they found what they wanted.
‘Soudce. Judge.’
‘Ano, soudce. Dnesky ?’
‘Ano.’
So it must be 930 then. Time to go see the judge.
After a few minutes of more business at the desk, they gave my shoes back to me. I took off the issued slippers, and upon instruction, placed them into a shelf containing dozens of identical pairs. It felt good to have my shoes on again. The night before, when I arrived, and saw brown suits in little piles, it had been really bad. The thought of wearing it – for that’s when there’s a true transformation, when they take your clothes. Your identity is taken. They let me keep my clothes, except the shoes, and I took it as a good sign. If it was really bad, they would have put you in the brown suit. They would because they expected to keep you. So they must be expecting that you’ll leave today.
Then they were ready to go. One of the cops, a young guy obviously impressed with his position, came over and with a few jaunty remarks put the handcuffs back on. They were a jolly bunch, all joking and laughing together. That’s OK, let them joke all they want. As long as I get out of here today.
We went down the hall, down a set of grey stairs, and out to the parking garage, where a blue van was waiting, the same kind of van they’d taken me from the airport. I was put in the back seat again, handcuffed, hands in the lap, my bag next to me.
It was a bright, sunny morning. As they drove, I looked around the neighbourhood, trying to get my bearings. The night before they had said it was in Nusle, but nothing registered as I looked around. We drove several blocks, the sunlight bouncing in off the uniforms of the officers, and they were all in high spirits. I guess cops just like to drive around.
Well, you’ll be out of this soon. Maybe. What if the judge doesn’t let you go? He might decide you’re a risk. After all, they tried finding you before. That night when there was a buzz at the door, and a shock passed through you, and you didn’t answer, but just stayed still with the lights out, hearing the voices in the hall, talking with the neighbour, and then waiting until the sounds were gone and creeping out into the night, all the while on the lookout for a patrol car … You never know. He might just decide to keep you until a court date. This had to be an arraignment, right? I mean, if they arrested you yesterday, then isn’t that what happens next? Is it then they decide to let you go or keep you? But this isn’t America . Maybe they do things differently. Probably. What if the judge is an old ex-Communist who would love nothing more than to make your life miserable for the next few weeks? And what will you do if they don’t let you go? What about work? What if they deport you? Can they do that? And what will you do, and where will you go?

Herb had said to be curious about everything, and so I tried to be. In the mornings I ran to catch the metro to my first class, and made a point of grabbing one of the free dailies from the distributors. Even though I couldn’t understand the text, I enjoyed browsing, picking out words here and there, and from time to time gathering understanding from pictures and context. In transit between classes, the city flickered by from the tram or the back of the bus, the nebulous districts south of Vysehrad near the prison, the rows of panalaky, and the omnipresent billboards that, as in America , screamed for the attention of the subconscious.
I even enrolled in a Czech class with two other American teachers, and ambitiously set out to master the peculiar intricacies of Slavic declanations and pronunciation. But then a conflict came in my schedule and so after a few struggling weeks I had to give it up.
From time to time, say, when I noticed a ragged flier hanging in a shop window, a story idea would whisper, but more often than not I did nothing, simply “pocketed” the idea with the intention of following up later. Inevitably I’d rush along to the next class, and what whatever whispers had collected would soon die away, scattered by the forces of grammar and pronunciation.
I contacted the Prague Post, but I'd done that also back in California prior to arriving in Prague. The news editor, Joan Withers, a sharp-mannered East Coaster with a veteran air, had been direct. 'The media in a post-Communist society is NOTHING like in California,' her email had advised. 'Best to be humble.' Perhaps I'd been a bit too 'fresh,' talking about how I'd won an award, covered Sacramento politics.
Thinking it best to take the initiative, I contacted WIthers with a few story ideas. I'd heard about an American, an English teacher, who'd collapsed from pneumonia and awakened in the hospital and presented with a $2,000 bill. Considering the Post's main readership (it's an English newspaper) would be foreigners, travelers, teachers, ran the idea by Withers of the unfortunate teacher's story. Her reply came the same day. I could almost hear her groan.
'We have no time to write stories about foriegners from much richer countries complaining about the system here,' she wrote. 'My advice would be to get out and learn Czech. Real Czech and not pub Czech. Then maybe your stories won't seem so idiotic.'

The Marquis de Sade in those days still lived up to its name, a cozy, dirty dive with wooden floors and high, red-painted ceilings. There were pictures of naked prostitutes from the 19th Century on the walls and the bathrooms were puke-stained, ill-smelling holes. The owner was a pudgy, seldom sober American, who had an inexplicable habit of firing his entire bar staff at random every six months or so. Later when he sold the place there were rumours he’d come in one afternoon blind drunk and there was some incident involving a hatchet but this was never confirmed.
It was an average crowd that night. By then it was nearly twelve.
We sat next to a table of students, mostly German and Scandanavian. Within a few minutes we were being introduced to the table.
“Sven,” said the one nearest to us. He was a German law student.
Tanner got everyone embroiled in a discussion on the EU. This was a few months before France and Denmark voted down the Constitution. I’d had a few by then and don’t recall the exact twists and turns of the discussion. Sven was stauchly EU, I remember that, but only because Marja and I joked about it later.
Marja. She was sitting on the other side of the table, squeezed in between a quiet German guy and a pretty girl she introduced as Suvi.
I might not have noticed them except for I blundered into the stiff argument Sven and Tanner were having.
“I think we should have a world government,” I said idiotically.
This announcement was met with a chorus of voices, adding to the general din.
“Tell us more about your ‘idealistic vision.’” Marja - she introduced herself later - made quote marks with her hands. She had a friendly, accented voice.
A little later we sat together.
“Sven is so boring,” she said.
“He is very serious.”
“He is always talking about boring things. Like should Turkey join the EU. The EU is his favorite topic.”
“What should we talk about?” I asked.
“I am Finnish,” she said, laughing. “We don’t talk very much.”
But she did talk though. She was 23, her parents ran an appliance store in a small town, she was studying sociology and economics, and was in Prague on a six-month program at Charles University .
A little later the bar was closing up. The guys wanted to head to Batallion, but I had an early class. Marja’s friends had already left too, leaving the two of us talking.

Outside a fresh, light snow was falling. It’s always a little warmer when it snows but it was still cold. We caught a night tram, which was nearly empty except for a couple of drunks slumped over in their seats.
We sat facing each other, and as the tram rolled through the street she was suddenly quite familiar.
“Herb was right.”
“What?”
“Herb, a friend of mine. He said I needed to get out more.”
She smiled.
“You’re going to miss your tram.”

We spent a lot of time together. It was much easier in her company to get around the city, and enjoy things.
We spent many late nights out at the pubs, drifting in and among her friends and mine. She shared a flat in Smichov, a neighborhood on the southeast end of the city, with six other students. Her room was in a loft on the top floor. It was a small room, sparcely furnished. The ceiling slanted sharply at a diagonal angle, and there was a window there that if you opened it you could stick your head out the roof and look out at the city.
Usually it was snowing when we awoke, so we rolled over and pulled the blankets tight and went back to sleep, or else in semi-consciousness talked to each other, lay close, and went back to sleep.
“I used to have these dreams of planes crashing,” she said one morning.
“What do you think it meant?”
“I don’t know. The planes would just crash.” She laughed, illustrating it with her hands.
“But I haven’t had that dream in a long time,” she added.
“Another time I dreamed I was pulling Sven’s hair and then there was a car crash.”
“Maybe you’re in love with Sven.”
“No, I hate him. Besides, he is gay, I think.”
“What’s with all the crashes?”
“I don’t know what it says about my unconcious mind. What do you dream about?”
“I never remember.”
“Oh, you are an old man,” Marja said.
“Does it bother you?”
“No, I like it. You are my old man.”
“Let’s go back to sleep.”
“OK.”

“What is it like in Finland ?”
“It’s boring.” It was another Sunday.
“Would I like it?”
“Oh, you must come.”
“I will. Maybe in spring.” She was leaving in May. “What do you do there?”
“I just go to school. And in the evenings I have folk dancing, and of course we go to the sauna later.”
“I would like to try folk dancing - and the sauna.”
“Yes it would be nice. I could get you the traditional costume.”
“What does it look like?”
“It’s nothing special. A white shirt, dark pants and a vest.”
“I’d like it.”
“I’m hungry.” Marja rolled over and looked at me.
I got dressed and headed out. The McDonald’s was just down the street. I came back with four cheeseburgers and the Fanta. We ate in bed. With the food, I started to come out of the drowsy world. I thought about Roztoky. It seemed very far away. Everything seemed far away. It was Sunday so there was no need to be anywhere.
“What are you thinking about?” Marja asked.
“About Sunday.”
“What about it?”
“It’s always been my favorite day.”
“We should get some pancakes later.”
“That sounds good.”

Philadelphia

“Come on, let’s go. You can’t sleep here.”
The bartender, an American, didn’t say it rudely, and I think he only said it because the manager, a dour, middle-aged woman, told him to.
The man rose slowly to a sitting position. I didn’t notice until he was sitting up how massively built he was. He seemed to rise higher and expand, first languidly and then quickly, like a freight train approaching from the distance. He had been lying on his jacket, or it had somehow ended up beneath him during his sleep. With a disoriented tint his eyes drifted out into the darkened bar as he lifted and pulled the jacket out from underneath and set it on his lap.
I took him in casually, focusing more on my beer and cigarette. He looked to be in his mid-forties, with skin that was like charcoal, a deep but porous ebony.
“What time is it?” he asked.
“Three-thirty.”
“I’ve been at it since last night. I was with some British guys but I lost them. That’s the second phone I bought this year. Lost another one over Christmas to some Russian guy up in Žižkov. Another two thousand crowns gone.”
“You can use mine if you want,” I said.
“Thanks but I don’t have the number. It was on the phone.” He sort of philosophized and lamented aloud, a habit I tend to like in other people.
The bartender came back.
“So you’re OK. No sleeping?”
“Tak dobře amigo! I’ll take a pivo if it’s alright.”
After the beer was brought, the man seemed to resign himself to the loss of the phone. He straightened up and took a drink.
“Philadelphia Rhodes,” he said, with a thick booming voice in response to my introduction. “You from the States?”
“California.”
“North or South?”
“North. Eureka. It’s a little town north of San Francisco.”
He nodded.
“I know Eureka. Humboldt County. Oh yes, Humboldt County. I passed through it a few years ago on my way up to Vancouver. Very good weed.”
“World famous,“ I said, grinning. “Where are you from? Philadelphia?”
“Jersey actually. But south Jersey’s pretty much a suburb of Philly and New York. I come from Camden, just over the river.”
“I’m not really doing anything at the moment,” he said, chuckling. “You teach? That’s good. I made a few movies a while back.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, there’s this guy I met at a bar in Andel who likes to have English speakers in his movies. It was good money - five thousand crowns for a day’s work.”
“That’s not bad,”
“Not bad. So anyway, I did that for a while and I made enough to kick back for a couple months.”
“What did you do in the States? Philadelphia Rhodes sounds like a boxer or musician.” “Drums,” he said, rewarding me with a nod and beam.
“No shit?”
“Played pretty much everywhere, New York mostly. Got a place up in Harlem called St. Nicks where there’s good people.”
“Ever play at Yoshi’s?”
“In Oakland? Nah, but I know it. Sushi bar.”
„Have you played with anyone I’d know?“
He seemed for real enough. I was struck immediately by the sense of warmth and power, qualities that seemed to lurk at the back of the phrasing.
“You know the Irridium?“ Philadelphia asked, lighting a Gauloises “And you been up to St. Nicks? How about that? The man says he’s been to St. Nicks.“
He smiled and turned the cigarette in his fingers and looked at it.
“So what brought you here?”
“Got tired of the scene in New York. Here the pace is slower and cheaper. Plus there’s a little more work. In New York there’s a lot of work for horn players. For drummers it’s harder.”

As I said he had a powerful build - a drummer’s big heavy hands and deep chest. As he shifted on the sofa, there was a substance to his movements. It was a build that suggested a familiarity with travel or heated nights in clubs. I could almost see him at that moment, behind his kit, catching the change from a swaying three-four to a surging straight four with a slight nod of the head and dip of the shoulder. I remember once seeing Elvin Jones play and he moved the same. I wondered if they all moved that way, jazz drummers. Maybe just the good ones, I thought, or maybe it’s a harmless pose tracing back to who knows when.
Yes, I thought, there was mystery in those movements and heavy hands, a dip that made you look up and catch the sliver of light radiating off the roughened forehead and chin.
I ordered a round, hoping he’d stick around. He accepted and we drank and smoked a while. A couple of Czech girls came in and sat down on one of the other sofas. They ordered Irish coffees, then sat together looking a little gloomy or bored. One of them was quite pretty, but she just stared at the floor with serious eyes while her friend flipped desultorily through a fashion magazine.
Philadelpia turned and addressed the girls. His Czech was hearty and confident.
The girls smiled shyly and looked at each other quizzically.
“Pfohodě. Cau.” my new acquaintenance said, laughing. Presently he turned back around, tipping the girls a small salute.
“I pick it up by watching TV,” Philadelphia said, to my compliment. “And I had a girlfriend for awhile. It was the same with French. And Japanese, I speak a bit of that too.”
“I can never do that - I mean, just listen and pick it up.”
“You don’t know how to listen maybe,“ Philadelphia said. “Ha. Just fucking with you, man.”
“A lot of musicians do it,” I mused aloud later. “I mean, come to Europe to live. Sidney Bechet, Dexter Gordon. They said they felt more welcome here than at home.”
“Well there’s more work. When I first got here some little kids would walk up and touch my face, they’d never seen a black man before, ‘cept on TV. There’s diversity here but not a whole lot of people of color if you didn’t notice. Guy with one of the business papers called me a few months ago before a gig. ‘How will I know you when we meet?’ he said, over the phone. ‘Easy,’ I said. ‘I’ll be the only black guy standing in the metro.”
He laughed big again.
“No, there’s some - diversity, I mean. You just have to look a little for it. Gypsies, Chinese here and there. And the Slavic folks have different keys. You can see it in the way they look at each other. Czechs tend to be standoffish at first, at least to foreigners. Us foreign folks add something too, except we tend to come and go until after a while they stop looking at us and we all look the same.”
“How do you deal with it?” Vaguely I recalled a hostile face or two in the shops.
“Easy. The trick is to blend. Just step back a bit, wait your turn to add something. Pick your moments.”
Around seven the place began to fill up. The atmosphere became lively and people lined up at the bar, and later I walked with Philadelphia Rhodes across Old Town Square. It was a windy, snowy night. My train arrived first, so we shook hands and bid goodnight.


We spent the next few weeks hanging out. In the twilight, we’d meet Marja and her friends for drinks, at a pub in Žižkov, chatting late in the darkened atmosphere, the city spread out at the bottom of the hill.
Other evenings it would be just me and Philadelphia. We‘d meet early in the evening at a bar and discuss music, politics, women, literature, Prague and America. To my delight we had similar tastes, from Miles Davis to Mayakovsky.
I found out he had a wife - in Tokyo of all places. He visited her two months a year. He also had a 12-year-old son from a previous marriage who lived in Baltimore. I could tell he had tremendous affection for his wife, Tamara, as well as his son, Raymond, who he was teaching to play the drums.
Listening to him, my mind kept going back to that feeling I had when I first met him, that feeling that there was something more behind his decision to stay in Prague. My imagination itched to build a mysterious past behind him, that he was fleeing the law or some illicit love affair. Or I imagined that, feeling rejected or a failure as a musician, he’d sought refuge in Europe and travel.
But the better I got to know him, I rejected these fantasies. I came to the conclusion that, like myself, he was restless and needed the road to reassure him that the world was indeed mysterious. It was the only balm tht could soothe his ever-searching mind.
„Kerouac. Yeah I know him,“ he said one time during our literary discussions. „He had the rhythm, the timing. The story wasn’t as important as the style. Like Bird, it was the velocity, not the content, that stuck with you.“
Philadelphia Rhodes quizzed me on black writers, like Ellison and Hughes, which I shamefully confessed I’d heard of but scarcely read. To my surprise, he also was widely read in Czech literature. He could weave themes in ‚The Metamorphosis‘ and Svejk into The Watts riots and the Michael Jackson trial in unconventional and delightful ways.
„Svejk, he’s the classic nigger: Yessah boss man, nossa boss man,“ Philadelphia said, chuckling. „He knows the easiest way to get by is to just listen to the man, but he knew how to turn it too. He knew it worked both ways. There’s nothing more dangerous than a man who lets you believe he’s as stupid as you think he is.
„Some Czechs I talk to don’t like him,“ he continued. „They sort of see him as an Uncle Tom. Czechs and black folks are similar in that way: their history is of survival in the face of power. And they hate themselves sometimes, hate their history, so they go on with no knowledge of themselves. It’s something white folks, especially in America, the ones who come over here, don’t understand. They say „Czechs are so grumpy, these Czechs are stupid, these Czechs are so lazy,“ and so on, just like they say about us. It’s a layer of protection. The only thing that keeps people together, is to be misunderstood together, or at least to maintain the illusion of being misunderstood.“
This wasn’t a speech Philadelphia was making. He didn’t talk like he was trying to lecture. Instead, I got the impression he was feeling his way through, and merely sharing it. I didn’t mind at all. The more I got to know him, the more I appreciated the easygoing flight of Philadelphia Rhodes. His company, like his voice, was a glass of gin and tonic - clean, but with a bite that warmed you. With him, you didn’t miss home or regret mistakes because they weren’t mistakes at all, just the kicks and booms in an improvised set.
„Do you believe in any kind of hereafter?“ I asked him one evening.
„Absolutely,“ Philadelphia answered.
„What does it look like to you?“
„It’s a homecoming with music, pure music,“ he reflected. „Not harps and shit like that necessarily. Sometimes when I used to be at St. Nicks, playing with these guys Dave Wilson and Earl Johnson, guys from the neighborhood, we’d play til one, two in the morning. Then we might head downtown to the Village. Nights like that, especially when the place was full and it was hot, people dancin‘ and the place just movin‘, I would think, this must be heaven or something close. But that’s just personal. I think it’s what you make it, just like life.“
„It’s like the book East of Eden,“ I enjoined. „Timshel. Thou mayest.“
„We aint got a choice but to choose,“ Philadelphia said. „Living and dying. They really are the same thing when you get down to it. Like I said you got to learn to pick your spots … I remember this cat back in Harlem, Horace Bibbens. Everyone called him Bibs. Man, could that nigger play the piano. I remember one time he took Pathetique and played that over Alabama. It was the anniversary of the church bombing, I remember, sometime about 85. They’re not even in the same key but somehow brother made it fit. Anyway, we were coming out of the slow blues part and back to the head and when he went into the bass trill, Bibs with his right hand starts the Pathetique - you know, ‚bam, bum, bom, bum - shit! I looked over at Earl Johnson, who was wailing on the Coltrane bit and he stopped for a second, then just dropped his tone to a whisper and went with it. I’m up there crashing and booming but then I dropped it down too and for a moment it was just that Pathetique over the bass trill ringing out.“
„Ol‘ Horace never did say why he did it ,“ he continued. „ Or where it came from. The audience - there were only 10, 12 people in the house that night, just the old fellas at the bar and a few tourists and this old sweet girl Margaret was working. They clapped real loud but you could tell they were a little bewildered too. The tourists especially. I remember after I was happy. We all were, a sort of quiet too, thinking about those people who died in the church bombings. It was a moment and they were part of it too and the past was there, the history was in that moment too, all history. Then we just laughed, laughed even though we had tears too.
„It’s something that’s a part of life, my life anyway,“ he said, a little sadly. „The music.“
„Do you ever play anymore?“ I asked.
„Yeah, but I got some pains here,“ he said, rubbing his elbows and shoulders. „There’s some places in town though where they know me and let me play now and then.“
„I’d like to hear you sometime.“
„You bet. I’ll let you know. ‚Fact, I may be doing something next week.“



“Come on down to Zizkov tonight,” Philadelphia texted. “I’ll meet you at the main train station at eight and we’ll head down to a place I know.“
After my last class finished, I dropped my bag off at my flat, then caught the metro to the main train station. Outside I saw Philadelphia, massive as always, waiting for me at the stop.
„It’s just down the way,“ he said, after I greeted him.
We’d invited Marja and the girls too but they were going to come around ten or so.
Philadelphia led me a few blocks to a no-name bar not far from the TV tower. It was one of those dark cellar places, really indistinguishable from the hundreds that blanket Prague. A white-haired Czech guy was behind the bar. He greeted us with a grave nod and „Dobře vicher.“
Philadelphia ordered a round. The bartender scraped the foamy head off with a butter knife, a practice peculiar to Czechs, then served them up. It was good Pilsner, cold and clean.
Up on a tiny stage a quartet was playing. You could tell they’d just started because there was a cold draft in the music, a crampness in the musicians‘ attitude that would take a set to work out. With some groups it’s like that, or just some nights maybe. The cellar was full, a Czech crowd of mostly students but a few middle-aged folks as well.
„These guys take some time,“ Philadelphia said as we sat down. „They’re all good musicians and they know the music, but they’re always a little shy at first. But once they forget about it they’ll surprise you.“
„They do seem stiff,“ I said.
„Yeah, give ‚em time,“ Philadelphia said. „There you hear?“
The musicians had gone into „In Your Own Sweet Way,“ a dandy of a ballad. A stout man with a salt-and-pepper beard played the melody on a muted trumpet. At Philadelphia’s prompting I focused on the rhythm section. The bass and drums were manned by young Czechs, both pony-tailed and studious. At piano sat an older man with beautiful gold-colored skin. His comps, light and mellifluous, matched his complexion.
„That’s Stefan Morris,“ Philadelphia said. „He’s from New York too. Been over here bout five years.“
I listened and I could feel, faintly at first but then stronger, a warmth beginning to emanate from the stage. It’s that warmth you wait for, the warmth that will take you somewhere eventually, take the evening to a place where you feel remote and safe from the world. Outside now the streets are beginning to fade into late-evening colors, but you didn’t need to look outside to know this. People were in restaurants now and talking, drinking pints and eating pan v rohlik or smazeny hermelin. Soon it would be dark and then it would be much later and there would be a stirring of wind in the trees up at riegrove sady. Soon Marja would be sitting beside you and you would smell that faint scent of fruit in her hair when she kissed you, and the coppertone flavor of Suvi’s gay chatter announced the arrival and departure of another discarded, promising young suitor. But all of this you knew, too. It was all in the music, in that warmth that was now beginning to fill the cellar.
„Oooh, look out now!“ Philadelphia whistled. Stefan turned and saw him and they exchanged laughing nods.
I looked at Philadelphia and grinned. I couldn’t help it.
„Thanks, man. It’s nice.“
„It’s just getting going now. Wait a bit longer.”

The band took a break around nine-thirty. Stefan came down and slapped Philadelphia on the shoulder and shook hands.
„Thought I was going to have to organize a search party,“ he said. „Where you been, negro?“
“Thought I’d give our man Jiři some time to practice,“ Philadelphia said. Jiři was the young Czech drummer. He came up presently, greeting Philadelphia with a big, shy smile.
„Cao! We wait for you to come,“ Jiři said. „You must play now.“ Like most young Czechs, he spoke English well, the Slavic tinge only bending the edges a little.
„Now, now,“ Philadelphia said, waving off the compliment. „I need to warm up. I’m a little more worried about damaging Stefan’s changes than anything else. Have a pivo first.“

The next set started at ten. Philadelphia walked around the kit and he looked awkward for a minute, squeezing his powerful frame into the little space. He sat down. With two heavy paws he touched the cymbals, then made a few adjustments, moving the snare an inch or two forward, and the tom-toms as well, to make more room. It all took about two minutes. Then he sat back and seemed comfortable.
While Philadelphia was doing this, Stefan sat at the piano talking amiably with an older Czech couple. The man was pointing toward the keys and Stefan was nodding but I couldn’t hear what they were saying. The bassist, whose name I later learned was Petr, thumped a few anticipatory notes, looking over at the bar in a distracted way. The trumpeter was gone and a woman on violin taken his place. She was in her mid-thirties and wore what almost looked like an Amish dress, plain and with a white bonnet covering her brown hair.
There was that rattle of empty noise that always comes in the minutes leading up to the start of the next set. Then everyone looked at Philadelphia. He seemed not to notice, grinning now and again in the direction of the bar. With a good drummer you never quite see him start; you feel it, the feathery frrrt of the snare and boom! of the bass drum and he’s off. It was only after that you actually see him move, the bob of the shoulder, the hovering threat of the bass drum, the hands lapping the snare and crash-hiss coming from the cymbals.
With Philadelphia’s presence the whole atmosphere of the room changed. It seemed everything was shaded a tone darker, and the warmth was there instantly, emanating in large puffs, climbing up the walls and running along the smooth stone floor.
I was lost in it for a moment, but then my senses adjusted and I recognized the song, „Delilah“ by Clifford Brown. The violinist, Klara, gave the Arabic melody a distinctly rural flavor. Someone told me she was from a small village in South Bohemia. With her the melody became sweet and a little sad. But just when the melody threatened to get too sweet Philadelphia’s bass drum and snare would erupt like thunder and lightening, scattering the melody for a moment. He harrassed Klara, startled her sadness. Then he’d turn and look over at Stefan, whose gold, mellifluous comping was like the rain to Philadelphia’s thunder. The storm broke. Then he fell back into a false calm, the eye of the storm, a benign smile on his face and that sliver of light coming off his forehead.
Petr seemed affected by Philadelphia’s presence most of all. His studiousness shifted to another mood and you could see him let go a little bit. That opened up the music, his thick tones wrapping around Philadelphia’s mighty strokes and crystallizing the chords coming from the piano.
The set continued. A smoking version of „Impressions,“ on which Stefan’s playing took on a percussive tone, and into songs I hadn’t heard before or only faintly recognized. It was better that way sometimes. Free of the familiar melodies, I was able to focus purely on the warmth that kept increasing. You could see it on Philadelphia’s face, which was perspiring freely by now. Even the ever-cool Stefan Morris courteously allowed a trickle of sweat to travel down his brow.
Klara’s playing was beautiful, and Petr surprised me with his adaptability. But really from the start it was all about the play between Philadelphia and Stefan, their lines meeting and continuing past, pulling the evening on into a vanished time, an hourless era measured in pine tar and lemon juice, an age recorded by oleo and firecrackers. It went on like that, and after a while I lost the form and just sat, leaning forward in my chair.
„Ahoj,“
I looked up and it was Marja, looking smart in a red jacket and white scarf. The other girls were there too. They all turned and waved to Philadelphia, who saw and winked. The bartender brought over some extra chairs and they sat down. After that it was all charming glimpses and flashes and shifting crowds and warm lights.

The set ended around twelve. Philadelphia came over and exchanged kisses and hugs with the girls. It was hot in the cellar now so we followed a crowd people up the steps and onto the sidewalk for cigarettes. Outside it was cool and dark. Most of the shops were closed, except for an all-night potraviny and a Gambrinus pub two doors down.
„How’s Sven?“ I teased.
„Oh, he’s out tonight with some other people from Holland,“ Marja said.
„You look really good.“
„Oh, you like the scarf? I found it at a market with Tereza this afternoon. 25 crowns.“
„It’s good to see you. You like the music?“
„Of course. It’s beautiful. I mean, I’d heard jazz before in France. But not like this. He’s really amazing. And the other one, Stefan. He’s really beautiful.“
The break lasted for about a half hour. We joined Philadelphia and Stefan’s circle and listened to them as they talked shop: fellow musicians back in New York, how so-and-so was getting along, this-and-that about the Prague nightlife, the echo of their laughter rattling down the block.
Then Jiři rolled a joint and passed it around. A few of Jiři’s friends walked up then, greeting everyone with cries of „Nazdar!,“ the old Czech patriot way.
Someone began singing a Czech song and the others joined in. Their voices got louder and then when it was over everyone laughed and clinked glasses.
Around midnight everyone went back in and the next set began. I noticed Jiři, looking much more comfortable than he had earlier, perhaps thanks to the marijuana, was back on drums. Philadelphia was sitting with the girls at the bar.
„He wanted to play so I let him play,“ he said.


A false spring set in the first week of February. The snow melted and the sun came out, spreading the frozen city with benevolent light. It felt much better to be out walking around.
So when the weekend came around, I headed down to the cafe. It was noisy and smoky inside.
“Going pretty good tonight,” I shouted to the bartender Milan , by way of greeting.
“Yes, busy,” he said.
As always, Herb was planted comfortably in a booth, this time with two tawny-colored Brazilian girls in party dresses hanging from each elbow. The girls were talking energetically to each other, and when they nodded to each other and showed their perfect teeth.
Herb saw me and waved. I could see him asking the girls if they’d mind if I joined.
“Hello!” they said, flashing bright smiles.
After the atrocious Sunday meltdown at the Aj Movka, I’d buckled down and finished the story about the Russian and American painter and filed it that morning. Nothing special - but still, it was at least an enterprise story. At least I hadn’t forgotten how to get a story on my own.
I was anxious to share the news, but held off until the girls left in search of Prague ’s underground disco world.
Herb nodded congratulations, lighting a cigar.
“Might consider rewording it a bit, then send it to the Out & About editor at the Post. What else you got going?”
“Not much. My Czech’s improving a bit. Got drunk and made an ass out of myself at a pub in the village.”
“It happens. Just take a break from it.”
“I am.”
“It’ll do it to you if you don’t watch it.Try soda now and again. Beer, beer, soda. Not just beer, beer, beer.”
Something was wrong with the stereo, the music kept coming in and out. The bartender couldn’t fix it, so finally with a sigh Herb hauled himself out of the seat to take care of it. A few minutes later the static cleared and Frank Sinatra’s voice bounced around the bar. Herb disappeared for a while to the kitchen. I ordered a soda, then sat for a while thinking absently and smoking cigarettes.
At the next table sat a handful of young Americans. I couldn’t tell if they were on holiday or if they were living in Prague . Sometimes you can tell by the small talk. They talked of general things, each phrase garnished generously with “Like,” as in, “So I was, like, waiting for John to call and, like, I’m really tired and, so like ...” and so on. I’m guilty of it myself, except I tend to overuse the phrase, “Y’ know?”
Herb came back and settled in, Milan immediately came over.
“Ready for your wine, Herb?”
“Sure. But not that dry stuff from last night. Give me the Spanish red.”
“OK.”
The incident on Sunday at the Aj Movka was kicking around in my gut.
“What do you think ...?” I started.
“What’s that?” Herb looked at me.
“About Prague .” I settled for vaguaries.
The bartender brought the wine, then asked if I wanted anything. I shook my head.
“What about Prague ?” Herb asked, after he took a sip.
I wrestled with telling about the Aj Movka, but settled for vagaries. You can only go to the well so often, after all.
“You strike me as the kind of guy who needs to keep his options open,” Herb said.


When I left Herb’s it was about ten. A baby was crying, or wailing, somewhere in one of the lighted windows high above the street.
I walked several blocks, across Wenceslas Square . Maybe I should get some dinner. Not hungry. Pass a salon. It was actually open, but empty except for a pretty girl sitting in one of the chairs. I went in.
“Haircut?” she asks.
“Yes, please.”
She was from from Ukraine , she said. Dyed blonde hair, heavy make-up. Been in Prague for five years.
And you are from England ? No, America . California . California ? I thought you were English. No, not English. It’s cold out, yes? Yes, terrible. Like Russia ? Jeko vrusku? She laughs, ano, jeko vrusku.
So you have some Czech girlfriend? No, no. They are quite beautiful, yes? Oh, yes, very beautiful. Think of Misa for a moment. The Ukraine girl is friendly, but too much make-up. What’s her name? Snezhana? No. Světlána. ... Feel tired. Heavy.
The haircut feels good, close and fresh. Feel lighter now. But still tired.
She hands you a card. I’ll write my email, she says. Call me, she says.
Thanks, cau.

Outside the wind has picked up. It sends a chill across the back of the freshly shorn neck. It’s dark and the street lights are gauzy, the trams lurch by, full of shoppers and young people pumped up for an evening at the theater or the discos ...
... And then I’m in a pub. The interior resembles catacombs, with long, low corridors made of old stone. Descending down a curving staircase. The Czechs of old must have been really short, I think. Nearly bash my head on the ceiling half a dozen times going down the stairs. But the tight space and gloom have a thrilling intimacy. Back in Communist days bugging was ubiquitous. They say even now they still haven’t found them all. Maybe a tap is still there behind the walls, still going, recording words and scenes that no one cares to listen to anymore. Or maybe they never stop listening, only they call it voyeurism now instead of surveillance. Big Brother is now entertainment, a reality TV show.
…Further down the staircase into the labrythine belly of the city. How old are these cellars? Passing a barmaid. She’s well-shaped, her navel pierced and tattooed, and she’s busy doing her make-up, she doesn’t look up. Further down. Kafka’s ghost, a sea of faces with hideous grins, a nude woman, her belly mishapen and waxen, images that flicker in the dark . Keep descending.
A fear slices through my gut. a.m. fear. That’s a term. Maybe when it’s when you’re afraid to go further, at least in that direction. No, it’s not fear this feeling. Remorse, guilt, waste. I check my mobile phone for messages. It would be nice to have one. But there’s no reception down here. The fear sharpens, the emptiness. I don’t like this nether world of images and shadows. Time to turn back, back up to where the streets are noisy, wet and cold. Back to where the babies are screaming and the voice is singing of flowers. Up the stairs again - watch your head.
It’s not far now. With a last lunge up I’m back. The bartender is watching “Romancing the Stone,” and I recognize the scene where the crocodile bites off the hand of the nasty Columbian policeman. Michael Douglas wrestling the crocodile for the stone. Way to go, Mike …
It’s already past midnight. Probably missed the last bus to the village. Could take a taxi. The thought of going home suddenly made me very tired. Then I remembered I was supposed to meet Mika in the morning. Was it 10? I checked his text message. No, noon. I checked the time. Only 12 hours to kill. Might as well head over to La Clan …

La Clan is the kind of club that doesn’t even get going until six in the morning. When I arrived it was just past midnight, so the place was nearly deserted.
Kyle and Duncan were there though, sitting in the back lounge with a couple of Russians.
“How’s the village?” Kyle asked.
“Don’t ask.”
“What did you do, get drunk?” It was typical of Kyle to be right on the nose.
He looked at me.
“You drink too fast that’s why you get so fucked up.” Before coming to Prague , Kyle had worked in a pub in Donegal. “We got some MDMA if you want.”
“Sure.” It was going to be a long night, might as well make it interesting.
The three of us retired to the bathroom. La Clan is very accommodating to substance abusers. They even have mirrors installed over the toilets.
Kyle laid out the lines, then took one, followed by Duncan, then me.
“It’s not easy,” he said, grinning.
“It’s not.”
“Everybody dies but not everybody lives.”
The next few hours disappeared in a visceral blur. Duncan went off with a couple of Czech girls. Kyle and I sat talking with the Russians.
“Did I tell you I had to go home last week?” Kyle asked. It was near six and we’d come around a little. The club was full now.
“Why’s that?”
“The unemployment office wanted me to come in for a routine check up. I told them I was looking for work in the IT industry, but was having a slow go of it seeing as there’s not much IT in Northern Ireland . Anyway, the clerk said she couldn’t find my file and was about to cut me off. So I turns to her and says, real angry, ‘I’ll not be denied my benefit because of your incompetence. Then she looked around some more and found it.”
“So your OK?”
“I’ll have the benefit for a few more months at least, maybe longer.”
“Lucky bastard.”
“Why do we come here?” It was Duncan . He’d come up unexpectedly from the bar. He repeated the question.
“I mean, I never meet anybody here, never have a good time.”
We looked at each other.
“Should we head to Studio?” Kyle asked.
“Definitely,” Duncan said. They looked at me.
“Sure, Studio,” I said.
They were right. It was always a lot more fun at Studio. It doesn’t even open until six in the morning, and closes at five in the afternoon. We knew a couple guys who’d actually stayed the whole time.
“One of these days we’ll have to go home, go to bed early,” Kyle said. “Then get up early and go to Studio.”
“Breakfast at Studio,” I said.


Saturday morning I actually didn’t feel too bad. I’d left Studio about nine, then went over to a coffee shop for breakfast.
“New haircut?” Mika asked.
“Yeah,” I said. “New look.”
“No, it’s perfect.”
“Let’s see if Herb’s is open,” I said. “I think you’ll like it.”
We waited to cross at the Tesco while the tram came up from the National Theater, then when it rolled past went on through the network of narrow back streets.
“So how is the wife?” I asked.
“Fine, fine, thank you.”
“It must be coming any day now.”
“Yes, any day.”
“That’s crazy.”
“Yes, very crazy.”
Mika lowered his gaze as he said it and shook his head.
“I think you’ll like this place,” I said. “Lots of English-speaking people go there. It will be good practice.”
We walked quickly to get out of the cold. Up the street we noticed a couple college guys, Brits judging by their accents. They were wearing plastic gold helmets, Roman gladiator helmets and long red tunics. Suddenly a dozen more, similarly attired, materialized from a basement pub - they all appeared reasonably sober, this incongruous legion. I was tempted to cry “Hail, Caesar!” as we passed.
“How’s work?” I asked Mika instead.
“Busy. Always busy.”
We arrived at Herb’s. It was deserted.
“Not open yet.” I looked in at the darkened interior. “I know another place up the street.”
The Globe was open and humming with activity. People sat drinking espresso, thumbing through copies of The Guardian or Herald Tribune, or else checked email.
“You know this place?” I asked.
“No, I don’t know it,” Mika said. “But it looks fine.”
We sat down.
“Coffee?”I asked. “ Or should we have one.”
“Coffee.” Mika smiled ruefully. “Sorry. I must meet my wife in one hour.”
“No, no. It’s OK.”
The same smile again.
“Sorry.”
“No, no.”
His smile widened for a minute, then reached a crescendo, before a bit of greyness colored the edges.
“It’s over,” he said.
I didn’t say anything.
“It’s over,” he repeated. “For a while, until the baby comes.”
The waiter came over and we ordered coffee, two black.
“Yes, of course,” I said.“So you must call when it comes.”
“Yes, yes. Oh - before I forget. Here.”
He handed me three crisp, folded 100 crown notes.
“Thanks. But I still owe you the 600.”
“Don’t worry. In a few months, we have the lessons again. Go out get some beer.”
“No, no. I’m not worried. So how do you feel?” I put the money in my pocket and shifted in the chair.
“Oh, shit!” he whispered.
“Oh, shit?”
“-oh, shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!”
A while later the waiter came by and refilled our coffees.
“Mmm ... Perfect,” Mika said, kissing his fingers. “Yes, regular black coffee. Perfect.”
“Yes. Still teaching karate?”
“Yes, yes. Three nights a week.”
“Any more international tournaments coming up?”
“No, no,” he laughed. “That’s over for a while too. Oh - do you notice?”
Mika spread his hands out and shrugged.
“No smoking.”
“You quit?” I was puffing on my third.
“The patch.” He pulled up a sleeve and showed me. “I bought the strongest prescription.”
“Does it work?”
“Oh, perfect.” He smiled.
“At least until after the baby,” he added.
We talked a while longer, drifting into light political issues. Usually the beer loosened our tongues, worked the topics into a froth. It was too early to talk about politics. It was too early to talk about anything really.
“More coffee?” the waiter asked.
“Ne, zaplatim.” Mika fished a couple bills out of this wallet and handed them to the waiter.
Outside the streets were still quiet. The would-be gladiators had disappeared, presumably to their hotel to rest up before another night of rape and pillage.


Herb’s was open when we passed. I looked in the window. It was empty except for the West African cook, Martin. I waved.
“Wanna go in for a bit?”
“No, no.” Mika shook his head. “I’m meeting my wife at Tesco now.”
“That’s right. So - good luck.”
“Yes, thank you. You too. I will call you.”
“Yes, when she has the baby.”
“Ok, see you.
“See you.”
Herb was already there, seated in one of the booths, reading a copy of the International Herald Tribune.
“Oh, hey,” Herb looked up. “Nice haircut.”
“Thanks. Crazy night?”
“Crazy. Hey Milan , what time did you get out of here?”
“Eight.”
“Eight?”
“Sounds like I missed a good party,” I said.
“Hey Milan , bring me a burrito, will ya? And bring me some coffee. And where’s the music?”
Presently the music came on. Frank Sinatra belted out “Come Fly With Me.”
“How’s your wife?” I asked.
“Vera? She’s fine. Talked to her last night. Hey, Milan where’s my burrito? Christ, we got one person in the place.”
“One minute.”
The burrito arrived, stretching the length of the plate, with a salad garnish. I was hungry and it looked good.
“Oh, we got the best burrito in town, don’t we Milan ,” Herb said. “We finally got it right. Ours is better than Jama’s now.”
“You want cola?” Milan asked.
“Voda.” Water.
“Voda. OK.”
When Milan brought out the water I paid.
“Stop back by tonight,” Herb said, between bites. “The women in here last night - off the fuckin’ charts. Hey, Milan . The women last night? That’s right, the girls. American, Czech -
”-German, Russian, ... ” Milan added.
Actually I wanted to come back by, but didn’t. The fatigue had set in. I was dead on my feet. Plus, it was a hassle to come into town from the village on the weekends, during the winter anyway. I went back to the village and slept.

Hana and the Little Prince


It took me a long time before I noticed the witches at Hana's. On the walls in the kitchen, and in the foyer, they hung, on broomsticks and in freefall, black-cloaked, with warted noses, sometimes gloating in malevolence, other times in earthy, buxom simplicity.
I think that morning I asked about them. Hana was tired too. I could see it in her face when she answered the door. She hadn’t put on any make-up. With a sigh she blew her bangs out of her eyes.
“Here, this is for you,” I said, handing her a plastic bag.
“What is it? Oh!” She exclaimed, pulling a big chocolate bar out of the bag.
“I saw them at the metro station.”
“Thank you.” She gave me a kiss on the cheek. It felt good to make her happy.
'What's with the witches?'
Hana looked around, realized.
'Oh, I just like them.'
“So how was your weekend?” She put the chocolate on the mantelplace.
“Too many beers.”
“Too many?” She laughed. “Sometimes I wish I could have many beers. You want some coffee?”
“Thanks, no.”
It was shaping up to be a good morning, even for a Monday. Getting the chocolate had been a good thought. It lifted Hana out of her tiredness and made me feel good too.
“Did you and Honza go out?” Honza was her boyfriend. He worked for a floral distributor.
“We worked on the bathroom on Saturday. Then we took his children out on Sunday.”
“That sounds good - where?”
“Just to the park. It was sunny then.”
We slipped into the lesson. Homework. Hana opened her black notebook, filled with her loopy, neat cursive. The assignment had been to write a fairy tale. It was a good way to practice past tense verbs.
I had her read it.
“OK,” she said shyly. “So - Once upon a time there was a young man who was very angry. He did not like his parents. One day they had a terrible fight and the young man left home. He moved far away. He led a fast life and enjoyed his freedom. Then one day he received a letter that his parents had died. And soon after this he lost his job and the bank took his home. He became very sad.
“Fortunately he got help from some charities who gave him money and food until he could find new work. The man thought about his life and how he had lived. He realized he had never thought about what was important to him. So he lived with a new point of view. He made friends and worked hard. It was a slower life, but also a richer life.”
She finished and looked up.
“Very nice,” I said.
“Thank you.”
“No really - it’s very good.”

IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT: Apologies to Karel; the false spring and preparations for the World Cup; Marja leaves 'Anything is Possible'; The girl in the green dress

January 14, 2008

Beyond the A.M. Crowd

The following is a novel I began working on in January 2006 here in Prague. It should be regarded as a work of fiction, but of course many of the characters, situations and locations are based in fact. Initially I finished the work, then ran it by a few friends, and put it aside. But with this blog, 'Via Prague,' an idea occurred to me to run the work in serial form. This serial form was popular in the 19th Century, with authors like Dickens and Dostoyevsky, who often ran their novels first in installments in popular magazines. I'd like to revive this formula, first of all, for selfish reasons. It gives me a place to show the work to those who may be interested, but the reader only has to swallow a little at a time, without being bludgeoned with a huge 'tome.' Secondly, I have some ideas for improving it, as I've had time to digest the work and certain problems that presented themselves in the early draft have had time to perhaps be resolved.
At any rate, I thank those of you who take time to read it for your indulgence and patience.
-JT

Beyond the A.M. Crowd

Chapter 1

... what time is it?
There was no way of knowing inside the cell. The guards the night before had left the light on inside the cell. 'So we can watch you,' one of the guards said, in Czech and in gestures for my benefit.
I'd fallen asleep. The bed was a cement block, augmented by a thin plastic cushion, and a scratchy wool blanket. There was a hole, a kind of air lock, in the ceiling but it didn't lead outside, so it was impossible to tell if it was morning yet. I lay back, let a half sleep take over. The events of the previous day had still an air of unreality, arriving at the airport, when the security took me into custody. The woman behind the glass at passport control had lingered over the passport after scanning it, a darkness crossed her brow, and I'd' felt something drop inside me. 'What is it?' I asked, trying to sound casual. The other passengers were in line behind me and people were beginning to stare. The woman in back of me yelled something about the delay. Then the woman behind the glass put up a 'Closed' sign in the window and told the people to get in another line. She still had my passport. Then another security guy came, the young guy. He looked at my ticket with a puzzled expression. 'You were on holiday?' he asked.
'Yes.'
'Where?'
'Paris.'
'And you're living in Prague?'
'Yes. Is there some problem?'
'I don't know.' He left, first motioning to another guard to watch me. It was another young woman, with a wry, insulent manner. She kept looking at me and shrugging her shoulders, as though she found the whole business amusing.
A couple of hours went by. The young man returned several times, but still with only vague answers. 'You have some problem with the law,' he said. 'Some papers?'
Of course I knew what he was referring to. Everything I'd been hiding away for the past several months came flooding back.
That was yesterday. They'd eventually taken me to a small room, strip-searched me, made a search of my bags, carefully inventorying everything, so that nothing would be lost or stolen. Then they'd put me in a small cell. The cops were young guys and not bad. They even let me have a couple of cigarettes from my bag. I smoked them in the cell, putting them out in the toilet. One cop even brought me a bottle of water and a packet of paper towels to use as a pillow. I slept for awhile, awaking at one point to hear one of the cops tell me they would come for me at 730. 'You must go downtown,' he said. 'Tomorrow you will have court.'
'Court? But it is only a misunderstanding,' I said. 'The papers --'
'I cannot help you,' the young cop said. 'Tomorrow --'
So now it was tomorrow, or was it still yesterday? Some plain-dressed cops had come to the airport and taken me downtown. They were not bad guys either. They were very interested that I was from America. 'So if I visit,' one of them asked. 'Which place should I go first? New York? They say if you want to see America, visit New York.'
'Sure,' I'd said. 'Or Chicago.'
'Chicago? Yes. And you are from San Francisco?'
'Yes, it's nice too.'
There was some concern when, having done the inventory of my things again, they discovered two cigarettes missing.
'You smoke some?' the one who appeared to be senior asked.
'Yes, they let me,' I said.
There was hurried discussion in Czech. Finally the senior one, with a shrug, pulled two cigarettes out from his own pack, and put them in my pack.
'Sorry, we must handcuff you,' they said, when we rose to go.
With consideration, the senior guy stuffed my jacket over the cuffs, and when we walked through the airport lobby they all spread out to make us look casual. A van was outside at the curb. They put me in the back seat. Then there was the long, dispirited ride through the Prague night. It had snowed since I'd been gone. In Paris it had been like spring. Paris ... already it seemed far away and long ago, as though it had never happened. All of it seemed that way. Herb. He'd sent an email just a few days ago, said Vera was fine. And Marja. You'd sent her an email from Paris and she'd said she wished she was there. And Martin and Philadelphia ... Karel, Hana. Wonder what they're doing now, what they would say if they knew. And the sad thing is it didn't have to happen this way, not at all. One night, one stupid moment. But it wasn't just that.
I went to the door and rang the buzzer. A cop appeared presently.
'Kolik je hodin?'
The officer looked at his watch.
'Sest.' Six o'clock.
'Jak dhoulo budu tady?'
He shrugged.
'Moment.'
He shut the metal door. A few minutes later he came back.
'Nine thirty,' he said. 'You will see the judge.'
A little later the small window on the door opened and a woman brought breakfast. A sandwich -- two lumpy pieces of dry bread with some white stuff smeared in between, and hot tea served in a plastic cup. I ate the sandwich, washed it down with the tea and then lay back down. It was easy to just sleep, that was the best way to make the time pass. Remember writing a piece for the newspaper back in California once, about life in the city jail. It was called, 'Where time stands still.' I remember thinking I was writing from an 'insiders perspective.' Ha! It was impossible to have an insiders perspective on jail unless you are in it against your will, to be deprived of freedom, the feeling cannot be communicated. It can only be felt.
But you did this to yourself, remember. Don't feel tragic or poetic about it. Maybe in three hours it will be all over. I lay back and slept again.

“... It cannot be that it has gone, the yearning that made our blood unquiet, the unknown, the perplexing, the oncoming things, the thousand faces of the future, the melodies from dreams and from books, the whispers and divinations of women; it cannot be that this has vanished in bombardment, in despair, and in brothels ...
“... The life that has borne me through these years is still in my hands and my eyes. Whether I have subdued it, I know not. But so long as it is there it will seek its own way out, heedless of the will that is within me.”
-- All Quiet on the Western Front

“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”
-- A. Einstein



When I first met Herb Walker he must have been in his early sixties. He’d lived in Prague before, around the time of the 89 revolution, which he covered for UPI. After the revolution he went on to Baghdad to report on the first Gulf War, and eventually returned to DC. The news service folded a few years later. So he took a chance, investing his retirement savings in a cafe in Prague .
The place was called, simply enough, Herb’s, perhaps in self-conscious imitation of Rick’s from Casablanca . It doesn’t matter, for it was a fabulously warm and intimate place, the kind with dark wood-paneled walls on which Herb hung framed photos of people he’d met over the years. There was a picture of a very young Herb standing next to the actress Kim Novak. The picture was taken in the early Sixties at her ranch when Herb was working as a cub reporter at a small Northern California daily. Another picture, taken a decade later, shows him standing with Henry Kissinger, and the photo is signed. My favorite though was a paper napkin in a frame that hung over the entrance, bearing a simple line portrait of Herb, drawn by Pablo Picasso, signed and dated, August 68.
One might assume that Herb would be an imposing and pompous figure, having brushed with such famous people. But I assure you he was not. A beefy, garrulous many he was, with a raspy voice and a big laugh. If I had to paint a portrait of a classic old school newspaperman I think I would pass up Ben Bradley and go with Herb Walker.
He loved food - rich hot spicy and fatty foods. His kitchen was staffed with a handful of easygoing but great cooks, all young guys if I remember. One was a quiet, shy fellow from West Africa . Martin was his name.
Then there was another guy from Fiji . He cooked a feta chicken dish that knocked your socks off. When he came by and saw your astonished face, savoring the sauce with delight, he’d just grin in a modest way like it was an accident, as though he couldn’t help but make such good food.
Downstairs there was a TV with a satellite hookup to watch Chelsea-Man U games, and during the NFL playoffs and Superbowl Herb kept the place open all night, since because of the time difference the games didn’t come on til the wee hours of the morning. During Christmas and New Year’s he threw big parties by invitation only. It was a great feeling to be invited to these parties, for Herb went all out. For the price of about $20 you had a complete five-course dinner with all the trimmings, and free drinks all night and champagne on New Year’s Eve. After the dinner Herb opened the doors to the public and the general all-night party began.
“People need a place to go, all you Prague orphans,” he said to me once. “I don’t mind most of the time. I’d be out anyway if I wasn’t here.”
A great many people passed through the place. Weary travelers, bored pleasure seekers returning from an evening at Nebe or La Clan , English teachers on the bum, lonely writers, and everyone speaking in accents from every corner of the globe. Often they would come in early in the evening for dinner and a starter, then return sometime long after midnight for a last one before bed, and of course end up staying until seven or eight in the morning, which is often when the place closed.
I knew some of the faces and remembered a few names, but most of them I forgot or met again. Herb remembered them all. It was a way he had. My work sometimes forced me to be away for long periods, but when I came back Herb always greeted me as though we’d just finished talking five minutes ago.
At that time I was trying to kick start a freelancing career in Prague, and of course teaching English to pay the bills . Herb always asked how I was getting on, offered advice and encouragement. Occasionally he even poked me in the direction of a story, and if I followed up on it in his casual offhand way he gave it a read, brushed it up a bit and made sure it was put in the proper hands. He still had a few contacts in the Prague English press corps, which even today is a small and rather incestuous lot. The reporters knew him and frequently stopped by for drinks.
But it was not for these favors that I kept coming back. I enjoyed most of all sitting and listening to him as he puffed on a big cigar and sipped a glass of red wine. He allowed himself two glasses in the evening, a concession to Prague ’s imbibed spirit, but other than that he’d stopped drinking ten years ago. I never tired of hearing his stories, the great quotes, the old recollections of personalities, the events he’d witnessed, the places he’d seen.
“Who was the one person you would have liked to interview but didn’t?” I asked him once.
“Charlie Chaplin,” he said. “Without a doubt. A wonderful man, a brilliant artist. A sad story too. Remember Rodney Dangerfield? ‘No respect! No respect!’ I interviewed him many years ago, must have been late Seventies. It was before he started making movies.
“He was a deeply depressed, lonely man. But also an incredibly generous one.”
“He died a while back,” I said, remembering.
“Yes, last year. I met him at a hotel when he was passing through DC on the nightclub circuit. The interview went well and at the end he gave me a card and said if I was ever in New York to look him up. He owned a nightclub in New York then.
“A year or so later I did move to New York . On a whim I called him, thinking he’d never remember me. He answered the phone personally, said ‘Yeah, I remember you. Why don’t you come on down to the club?’ And get this - he sends a car for me, picks me up at my hotel. I’ll never forget it, my first week in New York . Anyway, we get to the nightclub and he’s there and he comes over to the bar, tells the bartender to bring us two Beefeaters. Man, he knew a good drink.”
I can still see Herb laughing as he told the story, and follow the crinkles around the eyes as they transported back to that vanished evening.
I don’t think he missed it - journalism, I mean. Prague , with its warm smoky atmosphere, the cafe, the friendly transience of the people, the good food and the assuring proximity of the past hanging on the walls, seemed to be enough for him. He’d had enough of traveling, and said at his age he didn’t have the digestion or the temperament to keep a night desk editor’s chair warm.
“I can keep this chair warm,” he said. “I come here, meet people. I still like that, meeting people. You have to enjoy that and if you do you don’t lose that. So here I can talk to people without a notebook or tape recorder. No deadlines - and I eat better.”
“Of course I do miss it sometimes,” he said. “Some wonderful people at UPI. But we keep in touch with email. The newsroom. Back when I started, back before computers and health laws, news rooms were these great noisy barnyards. You walk in and the room is covered with a haze of smoke, and there’s the noise of the typewriters and phones ringing off the hook, editors coming out and cussing at the copy desk. It was stressful but exciting too.
“These days I walk into a newsroom and it’s different. Too quiet. Too polite for my taste. The computers are great of course and the Internet. The editors give you a pat on the ass when you screw up instead of fire and brimstone. And everyone’s a lot more sober of course nowadays. I suppose it’s healthier and in a lot of ways the reporting has improved. But to me something’s missing.”
“Would you go back into it if you had to start over now?” I asked once.
Herb shook his head.
“ I’d probably go into business.”

That sounds cynical perhaps. But I don’t think he was bitter or cynical at all. Rather Herb struck me as a romantic. I don’t know how else he could have kept on running the cafe. Living abroad can become lonely and tiresome, even to the youngest and most adventurous. But except for occasional lapses, Herb kept his bearings. How else could he go on, remembering names of sometimes disinterested, jaded tourists, indulgently ignoring the bartenders he knew were overcharging people and splitting it with the cooks, or when the bartenders shamelessly encouraged him to have another drink when they knew it wasn’t good for him? You could admit to yourself that the life he led often strayed from the sentimental vision he was good at conveying most of the time. He got tired sometimes. I suppose you could say, to use the worn-out expression, the world was too much with him.
But I think he was happy.
I never asked much about his wife. They had been married forty years and were still married. She kept their house going back in Virginia until Herb eventually got tired of maintaining the old dream, gave in to old age, and returned home. I do know Herb faithfully flew home to see her a couple weeks out of the year. It was far from my business to pry any further into their relationship, and if I occasionally saw him sitting rather comfortably with some girl, it was no business of mine to think of it as anything more than an aging man’s appreciation of a young woman’s company.
I gathered he and his wife and come to an amicable agreement, and from what he said, I gathered Herb knew too that his time in Prague had to sunset at some point, but for the time being he was entitled to live out the experience for as long as he could fully enjoy it and feel on good terms with himself, and with that breathless, exuberant world that drifted in and out of the cafe.
“The secret to a successful marriage,” he once said. “Is to be a little deaf and dumb - and have frequent periods of long absence.”
He smiled when he said it. I smiled with him.

That year was the Russian winter. In Siberia the Arctic wind dropped temperatures to minus 55. Many died from exposure. I rememember reading that in Moscow the homeless were allowed to sleep in train stations overnight.
It wasn’t quite so drastic in Prague , but the force of the Russian winter made itself known, especially early in the morning and late at night. A thick, hard mantle of ice covered the streets, and a dreary mist hung over the river. The mayor ordered a couple of heated Army tents put up in Letna Park for the homeless.
“Je zima jeko Vrusku,” the Czechs said. Cold like in Russia .
One evening I finished teaching and decided to drop by Herbs. It was quiet when I went in, but it was only just after eight. The Buena Vista Social Club soundtrack was playing from the speakers. Herb sat at a booth with three young women. He looked over and waved.
“Mind if James joins us?” he asked the women.
It was another thing I liked about him; the natural fluid consideration he had for others. In his position I could see myself being clumsy about it.
The girls were from Norway , in town on holiday for a few days. Herb quizzed them politely on the various places they’d visited in Prague . After a little while, they rose, saying they were meeting some friends at a club across town.
“Be sure to stop back by,” Herb said. “We’ll have some live music later. You like jazz?”
“Of course,” said one of the girls, whose name was Teena I think.
“Well, we’re open all night.”
“Maybe we will come.”
“I hope so.”
They exchanged kisses on the cheeks, and with a swishing sound of their heavy coats, the girls were gone.
Herb lit a cigar.
“So what’s happening?” he asked, turning to me.
“Same old.”
“Any luck with stories?”
Not much.” I smiled ruefully.
“You hear the Jewish Museum is gearing up for its 250th anniversary.”
I had heard, or at least seen the posters in the metro stations.
“You might be able to sell it in the States. Try the arts and culture desks. They’ll pay a lot better than what you’ll make here.”
“I think the wire already got it.”
“Did they? Well. Havel ’s heading to the States for a spell, I hear. Some sort of fellowship.”
I was behind the curve as always.
“You know, so many reporters, especially young ones,” Herblooked at me over his cigar. “They walk into a room and the story - the real story, the one they want - is sitting in the corner, or hanging on the wall, or standing nearby. And they miss it. They walk right past it. Do you see that building?”
He pointed over my shoulder and to a building across the street. It was dilapidated, some of the windows were broken.
“You know they’re putting in a hotel over there.”
“Really?”
“That means I’ll be getting more business. May even have to open for breakfast.”
“How did you know about the hotel?” I asked.
“I know the neighbors pretty well. It’s in my interest to know.”
I saw his point.
“Want some advice?” Herb asked. “Get out more. Stay away from the Internet cafes as much as you can. Go to other places. Meet people. And I don’t mean the center either. Leave that to the tourists. No travel editor in the States is interested in Prague stories anymore, unless you have a fresh angle. The Nineties are over. The media have moved on to the next darling. Every week the New York Times spots “the next Prague .” Budapest . Bratislava . Warsaw . You see?”
“So you’re saying Prague ’s a tough sell.”
“Tough. The revolution’s over. It’s an EU nation. A stable, Central European democracy. From a news point of view, it’s about as exciting as Cinncinati. Unless there’s another flood or they get another prime minister. What, have they had two? No, no three. Three the past year. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible. It just means you have to be more enterprising. That means getting out and stretching your legs.”
“The elections are this year,” I mused.
“Yeah the Prague press will be all over that.”
“They say the Social Democrats could face a tough battle.”
“Could be. But to be honest, who cares? I think you’d be better off staying away from the politics. People back home don’t want to read about Czech politics. Most Czechs don’t want to read about it, I suspect. Most Americans can’t even find the Czech Republic on a map. But they do know Prague , they know Bohemia . Get out there and learn about the culture, the arts, society. That’s want people want to read about when they think of Prague . But don’t waste your time on some profile piece of, say, Ceske Krumlov. It’s been done to death. Look for new things, surprises, the unexpected. Be curious.”
A handful of tourists came in then, well-groomed, fashionable Israelis.
“I’m going to go say hello,” Herb said. “You’re welcome to join.”
I wanted to, but then remembered I was supposed to meet Mika.
“Be sure to stop back by,” Herb said, waving with his cigar.
Outside the wind seemed to go right through me. It was much colder then than my first winter.

I walked to the National Theater and caught a tram to a pub in Old Town . Mika Habr was already waiting.
“How is Tamara?” I asked, taking a seat.
“Fine, fine, thanks. She is getting really big.” A waitress brought over a pint of Gambrinus.
“And work?”
“The same. Lots of overtime.” Mika worked as a translator for Toyota . We met each week for conversation.
“I hate to ask, but could you loan me 600 crowns? It would be an advance. Sorry, got rent coming up soon.“
Mika reached into his wallet, pulled out three 200 crown notes,and handed them across the table.
“No problem, anytime. I understand. When I lived in Tokyo it was the same for me. By the way, the karate tournament in Rotterdam last week. Everyone there was speaking English and I understood them. So thank you.”
“No, you did it. Tamara must be happy. Every time you meet me for an English lesson you arrive home at midnight.”
“-And drunk!” Mika laughed and lit a cigarette. “Ah, you are lucky. Not married. You can do what you want.”
“How did you know Tamara was the right one?”
“How? Because when I see her for the first time, I said, ‚Oh, shit!‘” Really. When you find the right one, you know your life is finished. So you say, no, no, no! I am free! I want to be free! Not this. You know - Oh, shit!“
“Oh shit?”
“Oh shit.”
We clinked glasses. I always enjoyed talking to Mika because we’re about the same age. In addition to speaking Japanese, English and Czech, he holds a black belt in karate and is well read in politics and history.
“Ah, it’s a good time to be Czech!” Mika said. “Yes, a good time to be Czech. I lived in Tokyo for three years. Before I left Prague , I thought Czech people are so stupid, there is nothing in Czech Republic . But then I went to Japan , too crowded, expensive, people working all the time. I come back to Prague , drink a beer, relax, no problems, no communists, no terrorists.”
“ Prague isn’t exactly a terrorist target.”
Mika laughed.
“Oh course not! No one knows we are here. The terrorists say, ‘ Prague ? Where is that?’”
“So it’s better now,” I said.
“Yes, it is much better.”
“I keep thinking I should go somewhere. China maybe. I could make some money, maybe come back. What do you think, should I go?
“I think you should go,” Mika said. “I think for you Prague is like a starting point. You should go to Japan or China , see more of the world and not just Czech.”

Come over to Chateau, Kyle later that evening.
The Chateau is a really nasty pub, good usually if you want to hang out with busloads of drunken British stags, or else to get a hold of cocaine or Ecstasy from some Algerians who hung out in the bathrooms. There was a basement club downstairs that got really full on the weekends and stayed open all night. We met there usually to rendevous somewhere else because it was easy to find.
Technically Kyle Mulligan came to Prague a fugitive of justice. We’d gone to the same teacher school, and during that time he was on trial back in Donegal on a bogus charge of assaulting a policeman. I remember during our break times at the course he’d be on his mobile to Ireland , getting the latest update from his father. Fortunately, Kyle had hired the best attorney in Donegal. The lawyer promptly accused the cops of corruption and dishonesty, painting Kyle as a well-meaning young man who’d been unfairly targeted. “This young man is in Prague becoming an English teacher,” he reportedly told the court. “He’s not a criminal.” The attorney, after winning sympathy from the court, went on to call for a sweeping investigation into the police department. Kyle was exonerated on all charges, and even the judge was reported to have said endearingly, “He’s doing what a young man should be doing - opening doors for himself.”
Kyle had convinced his boss at the pub in Donegal to say he’d been laid off, so was living ‘off the dole’ while in Prague - a tidy 200 euros a week, courtesy of the Irish taxpayers.
That’s what I liked about Kyle. He had a way about him. While he was only 21, nearly 15 years younger than me, he had an air of someone wise - or savvy - beyond his years. And I enjoyed hearing him relate these stories in his thick, musical Donegal accent. Whenever I got down and depressed, he had a way of looking at me and saying, “It’s not easy” and I’d lighten up.
Then there was Duncan Weaver. If ever there was a poster boy for America ’s Iron Youth, it was Duncan . Straw-haired, apple-pie cheek handsome. He’d taken a year off his studies at USC to teach English in Prague . He and Kyle were flatmates - the street smart fugitive from Donegal and the All-American from USC - and an unlikely business partnership and true friendship had sprung up between them. Kyle, in his unerring way, had made friends with a Russian ecstasy dealer named Pavel, and he had Duncan within a couple months had built up a fast, regular business selling ecstasy in the clubs.
Barney Hunter, a stocky Scotsman closer to my age, had also gone to our school. But after graduation he’d moved back to London and was teaching at an international school there. I liked him for his deep knowledge of British literature (he introduced me to Hardy and Marlowe), and his wicked sense of humor. He was in town for a few days on holiday.
Then there was Tanner, a big-chested, heavy chinned Texan recently graduated from university. We’d stumbled across each other somewhere in one of the pubs in our early days in Prague and he’d stuck around ever since.

“Did you hear?” Kyle asked. “We sold 90 pills last weekend.”
“Where?” I looked at Duncan .
“The usual places. We cleaned Pavel out. I think he’s starting to get nervous.”
“You’re gonna get shot by the Russian mafia if you don’t watch it.”
“Oh, no more of it,” Kyle said. “Besides we just broke even. Duncan was selling most of them for a discount. That Swedish guy we met at La Clan , he bought ten. Tanner here still owes us from last week.”
“No, sir!” broke in Tanner. “No, no no. You owe me from that time at Batallion when I floated the beers. Payback. All evens out.”
“Shut up, Tanner,” Kyle broke in. “Nobody can understand you.”
“Speak for yourself,” Tanner said. “You Irish were just shit out of England anyway.”
‘You’re nothing but a Mexican - living off what you stole from Mexico.’
They both rose simultaneously and tossed their pints in each others’ faces.
“Relax guys,” Barney said. He was always the peacemaker. I went up to get some paper towels from the bartender and we wiped up the mess. Tanner and Kyle were still talking at each other, but the rest of us were laughing by then.
“You want to head over to Marquis?” Duncan asked. “This place is lame as always.”


Panalaky is Czech for prefabricated housing, those dense, colorless rows of projects built by the Communists in the Seventies. Despite two decades of foreign investment, which has transformed much of Prague’s inner belly and outskirts into steel-and-glass offices, shopping malls and sprawling suburban housing lots, some two-thirds of Czechs continue to reside in panalaky.
The interior of the buildings are as dour and unpromising as the outside. The narrow corridors are deliberately undecorative and anonymous, with the Communist thrust on functionality. A creaking, ancient lift takes you up to dim floors. Occasionally a thoughtful soul has placed a couple pots of flowers, or perhaps a welcome mat, now and then you bump into a resident with the inevitable dog on the leash, but usually there resides an empty cleanliness.
Hana lived in a panalak on the southern outskirts of the city, not far from the Kacerov metro station. She shared the flat with her boyfriend, Honza. I suppose the interior of her flat was typical - clean, small, but suffused with a hospitable warmth. A single room served as both the common area and the master bedroom, and there was a small kitchen and bathroom. The view from the windows showed the next door panalak.
‘We call them them rabbit houses,’ Hana joked once. ‘They are flats only suitable for rabbits.’

We got on well. Usually we had our lessons at the kitchen table, which rested next to the windows, and when I arrived Hana had coffee or a bottle of Mattoni ready. She was a quick study and conscientious student. She seldom cancelled lessons, even when her job demanded she put in sixteen hour days, sometimes three or four at a stretch. She worked as manager of a cosmetics shop in the center.
“I like it,” she said. “I like when I help people become beautiful. It’s like helping people with their dreams. Of course now I don’t have as much time to do it. I’m doing the paperwork or trying to motivate the staff. One girl, she is pregnant, spent the day yesterday crying. She would start crying for no reason. We had to put her in the back office so she wouldn’t distress the customers. Finally I told her, maybe it would be better if she stayed home until she had the baby.”
She was straightforward. If you asked her a question she usually gave you a simple, direct answer. That’s not to say she thought simply; she understood how complicated things were first, but then cut through it in a way that made things seem simple.
She’d spent a year in America when she was out of school. She worked as an au pair for a military couple in Virginia , I think it was.
“I spent most of the time on the military base,” she said. “But I did manage to visit New York. That was wonderful.”
I like to picture her there, venturing down the long sidewalk bordering the Upper West Side and the Park.
“The military couple were quite young and it was their first baby, “she said. “The mother didn’t like her baby. She would say, ‘I am fat because of the baby. I am old and ugly now because of the baby. I never have time now because of the baby.’ I didn’t understand this attitude, that it was the baby’s fault when the baby is only a baby. So they depended on me to take care of the baby from all the day until the night.
She smiled at the memory.
“I remember the day I had to leave, the baby wouldn’t stop screaming.”
Hana’s parents were divorced, had been for a dozen or so years. During the Communist years her father had worked as a bureaucrat for the government. Then came the revolution, and suddenly he was forced to hit the pavement.
The mobile, go-and-get world of capitalism proved too much him to take.
“He became very sad,” Hana said. “He couldn’t understand. During the Communism he had many friends he helped through his position. After the revolution he asked his friends for help and they said, ‘Sorry we are busy now.’”
“So what does he do now?” I asked.
“He does nothing.” Hana laughed. “He had some job for a while in an office. But he lost it. He asked us for money. I used to feel sorry for him, but he’s really a big baby I think.”
Her mother still lived in the village house where Hana was born, working for a small firm as a receptionist.
One time, after returning from a holiday in Slovakia , Hana said something interesting. She and friends had toured some mountain villages to the south. The villages have hardly changed at all since the time of Communism.
“It’s funny, but my friends, we became really sentimental,” she said, smiling at the irony. “Maybe it’s because we thought of our childhood. But also, I think, that during Communism we had better relationships. I had nothing. You had nothing. So we were the same. It’s better now but also different because we are always so busy.”

That morning Hana listened to my tale from the night before - it was customary - lighting up occasionally. She even offered coffee when hearing what time I got home.
“So you like her?”
“She’s nice.”
“And she spoke English?” I nodded.
Later, we listened to a tape recording from one of the Headway books comparing life in New York to London .
“I think the biggest difference between the Americans and British,” an American girl on the tape said, “is that for Americans the most important thing in our lives is work. The British care more about their private lives, their gardens, their dogs.”
“I think it’s true in Czech also,” Hana said, afterward.
“So work isn’t the most important thing?”
“No, our private lives are important too.”
I was thinking about the tape, when I remembered an interview with David Lynch I’d downloaded a few days before. I fetched it from my bag and we read it together.
“You know him?” I asked.
Hana squinted at the photo, shaking her head.
“Maybe you’ve seen ‘Blue Velvet,’” I said helpfully.
“Oh yes, ‘Blue Velvet.’ An old movie.”
It was a good interview, but a bit dated, having come out the year of Mulhulland Drive . “The important thing is to fall in the love with the idea,” Lynch said, talking about his work. “Because ideas lead to other things.”
The interviewer asked Lynch if he had time these days for relaxing and swimming.
“Good God, no!” Lynch said. “For me the most important thing is the work. It allows me to have my set-up.”
“What do you think of that?” I asked Hana.
She looked a little doubtful.
“Is he married?” she asked.
The interview didn’t say, and I wasn’t sure.
“But what do you think he says about work?” I asked.
“For him work is everything.”
“But why?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” Hana shook her head.
“See what he says about the work gives him his set up. It means it allows him to do what he wants.”
“Yes, I understand. But it seems like he lives only for himself. It doesn’t seem to make room for family.”
“Sacrifice,” I said, agreeing. “But I suppose it’s true for all artists. I mean, Picasso was married four times. For them, the work is always the most important thing.”
Hana smiled a little sadly.
“I could not imagine it. For me, family is very important. But I guess my work is not meaningful enough for it to be so important.”
Later when we finished she walked me to the door.
“Any plans for the weekend?” I asked.
Hana sighed.
“Work.”

Hana met Honza when she came to rent the flat two years before. ‘He was just getting divorced,’ she remembered. ‘ I called about the flat, and we made an appointment, and when I arrived, we just looked at each other and something happened. He came several times after I moved in, to ‘see if I needed anything.’ And then suddenly we were falling in love.’
‘Lucky guy.’
She laughed in her modest way.
‘You think so? I don’t know sometimes if he is so lucky. I asked him, ‘Are you sure? You have been married once already. You don’t want to be free? And he said, ‘Yes, I am sure.’
‘But no marriage?’
‘No, I think for him once was enough.’
Honza had two children, Dania and Lukas, from his first marriage. Every other weekend they came to stay at the flat. They’d accepted Hana as a second mother more or less, and together they went to the parks, or else to visit relatives and friends.
‘Well, I think Honza made the right choice,’ I said.
Hana laughed again.
‘On the weekend we put in a new floor in the bathroom. And next weekend I want him to start on the bathroom. During the week we are both up at 430 and home at 11. We speak two sentences to each other and then we are sleeping.. Sometimes I think, ‘We are working so hard all the time, saving money. And why? Just to pay for this rabbit house.’
She said it without bitterness though, more within the vein of her resigned good nature. I couldn’t help but contrast Hana with other young women I taught, many of whom were every week at the tanning salon, or else at the hairdressers, talking of their recent trip to Italy or else planning their next holiday in Croatia. I couldn’t help but think they seemed somewhat silly and grasping in comparison.
I regret not ever meeting Honza. He was always at work during our lessons. The only image I had of him, apart from Hana’s anecdotes, was a single portrait of the two of them placed above the TV. He was large, well-built man, and you gained a feeling of sturdiness from him.
‘I’m hoping to have a baby soon,’ Hana said one afternoon.
‘Really?’
‘I think it’s time, and I think I’m ready.’
‘And Honza?’
‘He says he wants to also. But we will see.’


It was at the Aj Movka where I realized there are still places in the Czech Republic where they aren’t used to seeing many Americans or other foreigners. The Aj Movka, in the village of Roztoky just north of the city, was a dirty, dark neighborhood pub.
Karel screened me a little from the stares and we found an empty table in the back corner.
“So you were a journalist in America ?” Karel asked.
Before I could answer the bartender, a plump woman with a sweet face, arrived at the table.
“Pivo?” she asked. Karel ordered two beers.
“That’s Zuzanna,” he said. “We call her Zuzka.”
“She seems nice,” I said politely.
“Oh, yes. She and her husband, Petr, own the pub. He is the cook.”
The beer was excellent, a local brand called Decicky.
“Your English is good, by the way,” I remarked. “Why do you want lessons?”
“Well, it is more translations I want.”
“Of what?”
“I will show you.” Karel reached into his backpack.
“These.” He slapped down a looseleaf notebook.
I flipped it open and was greeted with an intimidating block of hand-written text, all in Czech.
“What are they?” I asked. “Something for school?”
“No, they are stories. My stories.” Karel smiled modestly.
“”Actually they aren’t even stories. They are more like jokes. Sad jokes.”
“Sad jokes?”
“Yes, what is the word in English? In Czech we say black humor.”
“We say the same.”
“Can you read one?”
“I can try.”

“A man goes to a doctor,” one joke began. “He asks the doctor for a complete health exam. The doctor examines him and concludes that he has six months to live. But doctor, the man asks, why? Have I some health problems? No, the doctor says. Then from what am I dying?
Fear of death, the doctor says.

Another one:

A man dies and his soul ascends to heaven. At the gates he sees God. “You cannot enter,” God says. “But why?” the man begs. “I lived a good life. I worked hard. I never drank or did drugs. I have been honest and fair to my fellow man. I have never cheated on my wife. I have a good job and a nice home. Why can I not enter?”
“Because,” God says. “It was I who created sin.”

“I was really stoned when I wrote them,” Karel said bashfully. “I’m not really sure what they mean.
“Do you think God is saying he decides who enters heaven, not anyone else?”
“To me - I think it means God sins too. Or the man missed out on many things in life. That he did not truly live.”
Later a few of Karel’s friends arrived. They were all students and spoke polite English. The one that stood out was a slim, attractive girl, who was introduced as Misha. Karel excused himself and joined in on small talk in Czech. Then they broke out a deck of cards.
“Do you know this game?” Karel asked. I’d been asked to join but declined, not being a card player.
“The point of the game is we try to kill each other,” Karel explained.
“Who’s winning?” I asked a little later.
“Misha.”
The game went on. I ordered another beer and watched, while the chatter went on in Czech. Around ten I remembered I had an early class in the morning, so I paid and rose.
“I’ll go with you,” Karel said.
“You don’t have to. I can find my way back.”
“It’s OK. I just got killed anyway.”


I fell into the habit of visiting the village regularly, and when by chance a room became available in the neighborhood, I took a chance and moved in. I shared the flat with a Canadian guy and a Czech girl. But we all had busy schedules so I didn’t see them very much.
Through Karel I got to know the other young people at the Aj Movka. I got the impression they’d all grown up together. There was Lucas, a long-haired bespectacled guy who studied at an agricultural college on the city’s edge; Tesara, a quick-witted fellow who always greeted me with “What’s up, bro?” and a soul handshake, and Tomas, a big guy who told me he was going to England soon to be an au pair.
“So you can get out and see the world,” I said.
“Like you,” he said, a slight twinkle in the eyes.


The following Sunday Karel and I went to a poetry reading at a pub, the Villa Incognito. It was a bitterly cold night. We hurried from the metro to the pub, a basement-type place that was already packed when we arrived. A woman was on stage reading, and all eyes were focused on her. Karel and I moved discreetly to the back and ordered beers.
There was a long list of readers that night, but we managed to get on. I wished Marja was there. She and Suvi had already planned to meet some friends for drinks. I tried getting Kyle to come. “Sorry, man, poetry isn’t my thing.”
There were about a dozen people ahead of us. We sipped Gambrinus and sat nervously in a corner. An Irish woman plucked a few Celtic ballads on a lute. An American undergrad girl sat on the floor of the stage cross-legged and read her work in a low voice.
The readings were mixed, but the crowd was quite easygoing and supportive. I remember one woman, who must have been in her fifties, sang a Groucho Marx tune, “ Lydia ,” and she sang it wearing a baggy dress and gaudy painted face. I recognized Marika from Provokator magazine. She swaggered to the stage and sang a country song, a capello, that she’d written about washing the dishes with her tears.
Karel went on. I can still see him. He sat down, brushed the long hair out of his face. He looked a little small sitting there, the bright light hitting the stage. But then he began to speak and the words came out confidently.
“I am Czech,” he began. “I may be the only Czech here tonight.” The crowd was decidedly English-speaking.
Karel went on to explain the notion of the sad joke, and then read the jokes I have already related. He read them first in Czech, then switched to English.
They went over marvelously. The Czech barmaid, perhaps the only other Czech in attendance, flashed me a radiant smile, as though I’d made a brilliant discovery.

“A man and his wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant (Karel read). The man holds the door for the wife when they go in. He holds the chair for her before she sits down. He sees she is warm, so he quickly gets up and opens the window to let in some air. She licks her lips, so he barks at the waiter to bring a bottle of the finest wine. Suddenly at a nearby table a fat woman begins to laugh at something in a shrill, high-pitched laugh. The man sees his wife’s discomfort at this annoyance. The man rises, goes to the next table, takes hold of the fat woman and yanks her outside. Outside he proceeds to beat the woman. He finishes and grabs the expensive necklace from the woman’s neck. He returns to the table and presents it to his wife. Why did you do that?” the startled wife asks.
“For you darling,” the man says. “It was in your eyes.”
“But why did you act so violently?”
“It was in your eyes. Everything I do it is in your eyes.”

“I delivered the last one badly,” he told me later, when we sat down in back for a smoke.
At least a half dozen people came over with compliments, and presently a well-dressed young man came over and sat down.
“Yes, I have a feeling for the Czech humor,” he said, introducing himself as Simon. He said he lived in Denmark . “You jokes are good Czech humor. And your English was very simple and clear. Most of the others, they speak in very slangy English.”
The young man from Denmark invited us for a drink at Acropolis. It was fairly quiet at Acropolis, since it was Sunday night. We stood in the gallery, looking at the remains of the last week’s exhibition and talking with an attractive young Czech woman and her American boyfriend, who introduced themselves as leaders of the group Color Factory. The American guy, a gray-haired hippy with a bushy beard, hovered protectively around the girl, as though he thought we would take her away from him.
Around 2 or so, I was sitting in the bar half dozing. Karel came in and sat down.
“I think we missed the last bus back to the village,” Karel said.
“No problem. Guess that means we stay out all night.” I was feeling good.
He looked at me with mock astonishment.
“All night? Now you sound Czech. ”


On weekends I stayed at the village, where you could swill Decicky for 15 crowns and stumble home later without having to wait around shivering for the bus.
The benefit was I got to know Karel better, as well as the tight circle of young Czechs who drifted regularly into the pub in the evenings. He had a spare bedroom in his flat, and tentatively we made plans for me to move in. It would be cheaper, and we imagined being able to stay up late and map out our future as dynamic poets.
In the evenings at the Aj Movka they’d keep on with the Death game. I tried fruitlessly to figure it out. It was explained to me several times. All I can say is there were Old West figures on the cards, and that one player was assigned the Sheriff and another a Fugitive, and that, for reasons unclear to me, players at some point turned to me or the air with resignation, and said “Shit! I’m dead.”
Overall things were going well, until one Sunday afternoon I got too drunk. It had already been a long, beer-drenched weekend and I was tired. Instead, I stayed and got tanked. I was loud and arrogant, insulting.
“Who is that?” I demanded at one point, indicating a man on a beer advertisement.
Everyone shrugged.
“You don’t even know your own his’ory,” I slurred angrily. “Don’t even’ know yer’ own his’ory.”
I even hurled abuse at Misha. Karel showed up. He cuffed me. I remember that.
I woke the next morning mortified and hollow and sent a text to Karel apologizing. I swore I’d stay sober and clear of the Aj Movka for a few days.
“I think that is a good idea,” he responded. “I was disappointed with you and ashamed that you are my friend.”

COMING IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT: Meeting Philadelphia; Mika readies for fatherhood; checking in with Herb; Hana and 'The Little Prince.'



January 11, 2008

A Beautiful Friendship

PARIS – The irony was palpable.

I mean, this is a dream I’ve had for as long as I can remember, seeing Paris for the first time.

The City of Light was the dream of haunted youth: strolling along the wide pavements of the Boulevard du Montparnasse in the manner of my literary heroes; sitting and reading in the Luxembourg Gardens; breathing in the smells of fresh pastries from the shops, enjoying an aperitif in a café, gazing with wonder at Notre Dame and the Place de Concorde.

But to be honest, my lifelong admiration for France, and Europe in general, have taken a beating the past few years, largely because of the dramatic rise in anti-Americanism fed by the war. I guess you could say I felt cheated, like the kid in “Breaking Away,” the one who worships Italian culture, only to be snubbed in the most brutal fashion when he finally realizes his dream of racing with the Italian bicycle team.

So when I arrived last Friday, my excitement was tempered by the possibility of a final and complete disillusionment. It is with a happy heart that I am able to report that that didn’t happen. Quite the contrary. If anything, I found new reasons not only to renew my old romance with France; more importantly, perhaps, I found reasons to renew my affection for that other country close to my heart across the Atlantic.

Looking out from the Tuileries Gardens toward the Champs Elysees, your vision is arrested by two mammoth objects commanding the horizon: the Eiffel Tower, which shocked the world at the 1889 World’s Fair in Paris; and a replica of the giant Ferris wheel that American engineer George Ferris – in answer to the French engineering marvel – unveiled at the World’s Fair in Chicago four years later.

The two together create a powerful visual symbol of the relationship between the two sister republics: a dynamic synergy. We rival only each other in our flair for the original, the impossible, the dramatic, the sublime and very often the ridiculous.

Later that same day, crossing back over the Seine near the Museum d’Orsay, I came upon a statue of Thomas Jefferson, who in one hand holds his famous document declaring the Rights of Man. It was nice to see the French have reserved for Jefferson, who introduced many things French to America, including some of its architecture, ice cream and the ideas of Rousseau and Montesquieu, such a prominent place in the city. Jefferson’s memorial stands beside a bridge, another perfect symbol, for there can be few people, except LaFayette, who so perfectly connects our two histories, peoples, ideals and destinies.

I must say I was surprised, given the high gastronomic standards of the French, to come across a fair number of Starbucks and McDonalds, all of them crowded, but I’ll give the French credit. The McDs across the street from the Louvre has to be the most stylish and aesthetically pleasing McDonalds I’ve ever seen – the Golden Arches blends seamlessly into the Classical stone arches of the nearby architecture. I’m serious. Forward a copy to the City of Eureka’s Design Review team. Learn from the French on how to make even a fast food restaurant look tres chic.

Even our complaints have a familiar ring. One evening I was sitting on a terrace at La Rotonde, a famous old café in Montparnasse that was a favourite spot for the personal pantheon of my youthful heroes: Pablo Picasso, Claude Debussy, George Gershwin and F. Scott Fitzgerald. Historically, it was a place to sit for hours, smoke drifting over the conversations of art and literature. Now, you can’t smoke, except on the terrace, and everything is so expensive most young people can afford to stay for only one drink.

“I am from Marseilles,” said one French guy, as he and two girls sat at the terrace. “There it is much more free. Here in Paris it is not free anymore.”

“What do you mean?” one of the girls asked.

He shrugged in the usual French way. “Too many rules for everything.”

“In California too,” I commiserated.

Another thing, now that I think about it: I came to Paris fully prepared for everyone to be rude, especially since my French consists of little more than bonsoir, merci and souflee. Maybe I just caught the French on an off day (it is the down season after all) but not only was everyone I met willing to speak English, but also friendly, polite and helpful. How about that?

Or this: My host, Renaud, who teaches science and mathematics at a trade school in Paris, listened the other night to my experiences in the city so far. I told him I certainly loved seeing all the famous landmarks, walking through the arrondissements, and just being in the city, but it was a shame I couldn’t really afford to enjoy French dining. That evening, Renaud busied himself in the kitchen, with an almost patriotic fervor. Two hours later we started with fois gras, or duck’s liver, then for the main course sausage with lentils, a recipe unique to his family in Avignon, and served with a baguette. We moved on to fresh fruit and wrapped up with an endive salad. It was by far the best meal I have had in years. Renaud shrugged off my compliments with a modest smile.

“It is our national honor at stake – you must have at least one good French meal when you are here.” I honestly don’t think he was joking.

When we met outside his apartment building on the southeast side of the city Monday evening, Renaud apologized, as he had done in his emails, for having “such a little flat.” I told him a free roof was a free roof and not to apologize. When we got upstairs, he handed a set of keys to me. He had arranged, as it turns out, to stay upstairs at a friend’s flat – out of concern for my comfort – and was leaving the entire flat to me, a guy he scarcely knew at all. He showed me the shower, the bed, where the tea and coffee were, even his laptop and TV, and his number to call if I had any problems.

After he left, I settled in for the evening. It was infinitely more comfortable than the hostel I’d stayed at the previous night. I couldn’t help but think of that wonderful last line from “Casablanca,” when the American, Rick, says to the French Captain Renault:

“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a warm and beautiful friendship.”

Yes, times are changing. There are certainly those who would say that in this age of geopolitics, globalization, terrorism and rapidly shifting alliances, one cannot afford to be sentimental. It’s a different world; it’s no time to quot