He Said, She Said

She Said: I thought you quit smoking.

He Said: I did.

She Said: But you're smoking a cigar.

He Said: That's different.

She Said: How is that different?

He Said: I'm not smoking cigarettes.

She Said: It still stinks. I hate it. I liked it better when you weren't a smoker.

He Said: I'm not a smoker.

She Said: When you smoke cigars every day, you're a smoker.

He Shrugged.