You people are disgusting
At what point did people decide en masse that movie theaters should be the epicenter of sloth and waste?
I'm the type of dude who likes to sit through the credits, making fun of goofy names for catering companies and such. (Best one ever: Hot Goblin.) And after they run the list of songs, and the PETA notice about no animals being harmed, and all those company logos, the theater management (or maybe it's some automated thing) turns on the house lights, bathing everything in blinding, disorienting brightness.
What that light reveals could easily be interpreted as incontrovertible evidence of humanity's inherent evil. Or grossness, anyway: