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My name is Chris and I play video games.

"Hi Chris"

I recently started a game called Fire Emblem for the Wii. Now I'm not much into role playing video games, I never have been other than a little here and a little there when I was a kid, you know? So I started playing Fire Emblem a little, was mildly etertained and kept going. Now it's three weeks later and I owe the rental place about four times as much as the game costs, my kids have gone to school, I think, in the same clothes for days, there's three dozen empty "Beefy Ravioli" cans stacked up like an Aztec step pyramid in my living room and I can't feel my ass cheeks any more.

I have a problem.

My name is Chris, and I play video games.

"Hi Chris"