Merry Freakin' Christmas
I have absolutely no Christmas spirit this year. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nunca. I put on faux giddy face for the kidlets but in reality, I just want it to hurry up and get the hell outta here. I'm done with the fruitcakes (and I'm not talking the stale dessert kind), skinny smelly Santas who ask you to please sit on their lap, the incessant countdown questions of how many more days, minutes, seconds, miliseconds..., and if I have to re-wrap one more present because Gunny couldn't "halp himself," I'm gonna go batschat crazy. Seriously.
Argh. I need a vacation from Christmas vacation. Somewhere preferably where a fat man in a red suit has absolutely no pull on the local economy. Any ideas?
Anyhoo, I'm sure I'm not alone in this sentiment, or perhaps I am. Whatever the case, I'm going to barricade myself up in my house until this merry season of candy canes, eggnog, and yule logs pass over and I'm once again faced with a house that is relatively sane and free from tinsel in the litter box. Don't ask.
Some truly tasteless videos for your Christms enjoyment:
Comments
Well, hell. Why didn't you tell me?
*sigh* I don't know what to do with you.
*reaches for phone*
Posted by: Jennifer McKenzie | December 21, 2009 02:52 PM
And you're not answering.
Darn ya'.
*big hugs*
This epidemic of lackochristmasdasia is going around. You are not the only one. What you need is a good dose of my Christmas joy....or a stiff drink. Both of which I have.
Love you.
Posted by: Jennifer McKenzie | December 21, 2009 02:54 PM
Iam totally on board with you dear, I feel very HUM-BUG this year also. Here it is the 22nd and I haven't finished spending what little $ I have.The only good thing is my daughter is coming home tomarrow nite and is here for 4 days. P.S. Iam sure you will see the ring. Love ya and have a MERRY@#$@###@CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Posted by: Aunt Becky | December 22, 2009 12:56 PM