...is the last day I remember being healthy. The last day I could breathe outta both of my nostrils and the last day my nose wasn't a beautiful shade of magenta. I'm sick, whiny, and irritable - not a good combination, but it at least explains a little of my blog absentia.

Since the only thing my brain is channeling is snot bubbles and Kleenex bits, I will share a few videos guaranteed to make you smile or at least chuckle - or just keep you awake.