Just Another Manic Monday....
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
I've again been blindsided with a hectic schedule so pardon my ramblings and homage to the Bangles. In no particular order, here are some tidbits from weekend life. Feel free to add your own!
1. C-dub to me: "Mom? Did you hear that craziness Sissy is doin' with Gunny? She's givin' him a tattoo and he's got school tomorrow. He's just too young for dat sorta stuff!" At the ripe old age of seven, C-dub now considers himself old enough for tattoos. Good to know.
2. Taters to me on the topic of riding her bicycle with C-dub and Hubby to Round Table, "I kept looking for stuff that could kill us. I think I'm a worrier, Mom."
3. Gunny to me during his fiftieth visit to the toilet today, "Momma! I'm so comfusssed!!! I don't wanna take my poops swimmin' but I weally wanna new monstah twuck!"
4. Me to Hubby while at the Mall's bouncy place, "Hey hon (who was wisely shopping at Sear's while I watched four little crazy boys jump around like rabid kangaroos), can you please buy a pack of 4T undies? Yeah, I'm still checking to see if his schart was strong enough to produce a solid." Gag. Have I mentioned how much I hate potty training?
5. Gunny to Grandpa D, while packing around his sister's newest scary book, "Gwandpa! This book is %#*!$ scawey!" Eek! Oh no! Holy crap! Someone's gonna pay the cussin' jar and I'm sure it's not Gunny.
6. Me to my buddy, Jen, on the topic of my kids' school parking lot, "Do you know how many murders I've committed (in my brain) to those idiot driver parents? My blood pressure rises 20 points just pulling in!" The cool thing? Jen would totally agrees and would help me hide the bodies. I love that gal.
7. Hubby to the kids this morning on the subject of breakfast, "Yes, caramel apples are a great breakfast; fruit and milk. And no, don't tell Mom 'cuz she probably wouldn't agree."
8. Me to my buddy Sarah on the topic of new jeans, " Just order them! He'll (her hubs) thank you for it since you're saving so much money!"
9. Hubs to the four little partygoers celebrating C-dub's 7th birthday, "No. More. Quarters!"
10. Me to Hubs, discussing C-dub's bouncy party and dinner, "You want to take them to pizza before the bounce house? And who's gonna clean that up?" I love men.

Comments
LMAO!!! You know I'd help you hide the bodies. Those people are CRAZY in that parking lot.
You're hilarious, honey. Considering everything, keeping your sense of humor is key. Right?
*big squishy hugs*
Posted by: Jennifer McKenzie | October 7, 2009 06:26 AM
ha ha ha!! "I think I'm a worrier." !!! I love it!
Posted by: Deanna | October 7, 2009 01:03 PM