"Cwistmas" is coming up fast and Gunny is glued to the J.C. Penney toy book that just came out. He's packing it everywhere just to make sure he has his toy list memorized. In case you didn't know -

My new breakfast, lunch and dinner:

My fever finally broke this morning so I'm hoping the hallucinations, voices, and lack of my ability to remember to pick up my children on a minimum day, diminish quickly. It's been a bad day - the kids gave me the silent treatment for my utter lack of disregard for their welfare - that was at least until I took them to McDonald's. All is well now and my sweating has slowed to a slow drip rather than a swollen Eel River. Blech.

Hope you're having a fabulous Wednesday. Mine has certainly been entertaining!