12 Days Of Easter Vacation
On the first day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
A case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the second day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Two missing Easter eggs
And case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the third day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the fourth day of Easter vacation,
my children gave to me,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the fifth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the sixth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the seventh day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the eighth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Eight man-poop diapers,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the ninth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Nine shots of tequila,
Eight man-poop diapers,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the tenth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Ten throbbing migraines,
Nine shots of tequila,
Eight man-poop diapers,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the eleventh day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Eleven chocolaty kisses,
Ten throbbing migraines,
Nine shots of tequila,
Eight man-poop diapers,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
On the twelfth day of Easter vacation,
My children gave to me,
Twelve stinky burps and farts,
Eleven chocolaty kisses,
Ten throbbing migraines,
Nine shots of tequila,
Eight man-poop diapers,
Seven unknown rashes,
Six dirty undies knock knock jokes,
FIVE HOPP-INNNNGGG TOADS!!!!,
Four hours of sleep,
Three sugar highs,
Two missing Easter eggs,
And a case of anxxxx-IIII-uhhhhh-teeee!
I can't wait until Monday. Lord help me.
Comments
Halleluja...summer's just around the corner (insert grimace here). I feel your pain. I feel your pain.
Posted by: andrea | April 15, 2009 11:35 PM
Do you still want more my dear niece?
Posted by: Aunt Becky | April 16, 2009 09:05 AM
Thanks Beck, I was thinking the same thing. Beings we had Gunner on Monday, we think 3 is plenty..........
Posted by: Grandma D | April 20, 2009 10:58 PM