My kiddos have developed a new invention guaranteed to drive any parent nuts. Rather cheap to make and easy to consume, this formula of madness is common on most holidays. The name of this new and secret invention, guaranteed to satisfy children and frustrate parents for hours?

Hyper Generator

You heard it right and named by my own nine year old. Here she is holding her invention, showing off it's pure awesomness:

She inspects each mix for perfect clarity and appropriate hyper variety:

Satisified that her Hyper Generator is up to snuff, she looks death in the eye and scoffs at it's weakness:

I hope this Valentine's Day brings you your own bag of pre-mixed Hyper Generator and lots of Valium for Mom and Dad.