You know UPS comes to your house too much when...

Your daughter refers to them as your brown truck boyfriends and your two year old calls them the "present guys." Another way to tell? When your children yell to you on the front porch to say "hi" to their new Daddy whenever a different face delivers a Christmas package. Taterbug swears that it's terrible of me to cheat so much on my other boyfriends - Schwans and Fed Ex - and even my girlfriend - the mail lady. I guess I truly know the reason behind the phrase, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" at least in reference to my galvanting around.

And here's a tribute to my scandalous ways:

Ho ho ho, get out of the street, it's chilly outside...