: For $7, Here's Your Naughty Joke

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My friend, Becky, sent me this joke the other day. It brought about an instant chuckle that almost made me spit out my coffee, so I thought I'd pass it on. Please take heed of the title because the joke is about S-E-X (spelled that way in order to avoid the porn bots). If you are against sex, never had sex, are under the age of understanding what sex is, or just a prude, don't go any further so as to not offend your virgin ears.

$7 Sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming (!), he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

You gotta love a bargain shopper :-).