I was tagged by Beth at C. Beth Blog, to list seven different things about me you might not know, or probably wouldn't even want to know. So here ya go. You've been warned...

1. I used to be in love with Gene Simmons of KISS. Yes, the man is old enough to be my grandfather but between the make-up, boots, and crazy tongue, I could have looked past the old man smell. My one sided love affair ended earlier this year when someone sent me a porn clip involving him and a very young nasty gal. It was gross and I think I even threw up a little bit, *gulp*. Affair over.

2. I still have a thing for guys with long hair - you know, like the 80's metal head - not mullet head. No Joe Dirt for me. I secretly look forward to the Got Milk? commercial with the geeky guy who turned into the heartthrob rocker, White Gold. Yeah, I think he's hawt in a weird sorta way and I certainly dig his sexy voice. "It's supernaturallllll!" Here's a clip in case you're a visual learner:

3. I hated being pregnant but I looked forward to being in labor. I have a pretty high pain tolerance and I always push myself to the limits during the birth process. Without going into the gory details, I was able to successfully deliver a nine and a half pound Gunny without the help of pain meds. I take great pride in knowing that this was probably one of my most successful life moments and if I could, I'd go back to school in a second and become a midwife or a doula. And if you need a doula, hire Tracey 'cuz she rocks!

4. I was a wrangler wearing, cowboy boot lovin', tom boy chillin', prom queen. And I rocked that crown much to the dismay of some of the senior populoids.

5. I am deathly afraid of snakes, heights, and small places. My hands sweat and I get really dizzy whenever I'm near any of these. I think my fear of snakes is the greatest in that I even have to lift my feet up if I have to drive over a snake in the roadway. Ewww, *shudders*, me no likey.

6. I hate going to the mall but I love Internet shopping. I get a freakish' high when I find a bargain. It's insane. Hubby is very tolerant of my bargain buying ability and I've even caught him bragging to his friends about some of my finds.

7. My kids are my life. I never even wanted to be a mom and I originally warned Hubby that he'd end die a childless man with half a dozen cats. But as soon as we bought our first house and got a puppy, my estrogen started flowing and out popped Taters. If finances and patience would allow, I'd have three more kids in a heartbeat. I'm really glad Hubby doesn't read my blog because he'd probably stop sleeping with me ;-).

Since I love to return the favor of public humiliation, I'm tagging the following seven bloggers and inviting them to complete this viscious cycle of storytelling:

Monica's Radio, Radio, Radio Blog
A Beachcomber's Blog
Mixed Blessings
Just A Small Town Girl
The Redneck Romance Writer
Greedy Grace
Waiting 4 News