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My Seasonal Boyfriends

With just about a week left to go until my own personal holiday, Black Friday, I'm finally starting to get that nonfat peppermint white mocha, make it a double with no whip, feeling. You know, that one a year, Christmas type of cheer and holidazy attitude. I love Christmas and I'm getting excited. Very excited.

My seasonal boyfriends started arriving today in their handsome brown and blue crisp outfits, driving their tricked out delivery vans full of goodies for muah. It was so good to see my men again, after all, it's been a long year. They missed me bad but I assured them there'd be plenty of time for reminiscing as my credit card was still smokin' hot from the ordering I had already done. My house is sure to look like a brothel or crack shack by the time December is over; with the amount of traffic coming and goin', it will for sure make the neighbors gossip... or visit - I do have some interesting neighbors.

I'm sure I'll get a troll/grinch bitching that I didn't buy local. Well, Mr. Troll, bite me. I try to buy local when I can but I have three kids, two kittens, three dogs, ten chickens, a Hubby, and a trillion family members to buy for, plus Uncle R is a picky bastard, so I need good deals. Oh, did I mention that I'm a cheapskate? I never buy anything full price. I'll wait until it's expired and growing mold; but dangit, I'll get a good deal. If Humboldt would only give me back my Old Navy, JC Penney Outlet, Vitamin World, Suncoast Videos and Sweetriver Saloon, leave my Mervyn's alone, and give me a frickin' Walmart and Home Depot, I probably wouldn't even touch my computer.

It's a fact that there are just some things I can find so much cheaper on the 'net and I usually score free shipping. I was a personal shopper in another life and I thrive on bargain highs. I will buy stocking stuffers (only to help Santa out) locally, but most of my larger purchases will be online. There are some local stores that my girlfriends and I will make an annual trip to *cough* in Old Town, but other than that, things are just to pricey. The economy is in the toilet bowl this year and I need to pinch pennies wherever I can.

I am going to try and hit Old Town and Ferndale at least once before Christmas, in the hopes that I can find some goodies. For those of you who shop locally, what stores do you suggest? What sorta goodies are out there that I might be missing? Are you making preparations for Black Friday?


Comments

I couldn't pass up the opportunity to plug my event, the Design Collective on December 12th at Accident Gallery from 6-10 (there's beer there too). You can actually get some things reasonably because the designers aren't selling through a middle person, so they respectively pass that discount on. Also, a lot of them don't know the worth of their work...a dollar is a dollar. I highly encourage your attendance!

BTW, I hear you about old navy...my 9 month old recycles the same 2 onesies with nothing on them. You could get reasonable cute kid stuff there I really miss it this year!

Amen sistah!!!!!!!!!
Amazon loves me.

I do have a sugguestion for a present for Uncle R. An inflatable to get him through the week.
I thought you maxed out your credit card in Vegas? Although you were only slipping $1 from what I had heard.
I have great plans for black Friday. I am making my wife work and she isn't on any of my credit cards. So I am safe. And you though you were cheap.
LOL
I will have my hot totty Friday night though to start the season off right.

Your traffic comment made me think of "Roooooxaaaanne, you dont have to put on the red light!"

I bought most of my gifts online this year too. The last of them are trickling in. Amazon special baby!

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