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Curse Of The Black Ninja Kittehs

I'm done. Between the bratty boys and the bear, I've had it up to HERE defending my orchard. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so I've resorted to hiring two uber secretive ninja type warriors, to defend my property. They allowed me one hour to take a few photos of them at work, as they are currently really busy preparing to shoot their first movie, "Curse of the Black Ninja Kittehs." Any sort of distraction from their deadly art of war could prove to be fatal.

Stealth Kitteh:

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Quiet reflection before the destruction begins:

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Sharpening the paw knives:

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Leisurely stroll or walk of impending destruction?

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A rare close-up of the handsome Ninja Kitteh Nico:

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Another rare close-up of the beautiful Ninja Kitteh Eva:

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Investigating the next target of her fury:

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Establishing an orchard command post:

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Protecting one of their charges:

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Did I just hear an enemy?

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Putting up with a heavy petting - it's all part of the job:

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Gunny wuvs his "borrowed" ninja kittehs:

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Comments

It looks like these Kittens can do as much harm on the trees as the Kids and Bear. Their little claws will damage the bark and let all the sap run out and kill the trees.
So why are you not preventing the kittens from climbing the trees?
Do you hold a more special spot in your heart for the felines than for those poor boys who were just messing with the fruit?
If you would like to rid yourself of these kittens Uncle R and myself needs some target practice and will be kindly happy to help.
Just kidding.
But kittens do really hurt trees with their claws. Especially where the bark is thin like on fruit trees.

Ah, how cute!

I have a crazy kitteh too. She lives indoors all the time tho. The witching hours start as soon as the lights are off. She likes to dive thru the blinds and squirrel watch. Mainly just keeping the house awake.

Ninja kittehs! The best.

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