Once upon a time there was a handsome groom and a beautiful bride who decided to get married and have a gorgeous ceremony. The groom, who loves his cell phone almost as much as he loves life himself, decided to keep his cell phone on and in his pocket during the ceremony. One of the groom's friends, also addicted to technology, decides to text the nervous groom with the words, "RUN!", all the while knowing that the phone would go off. Of course, the unexpecting groom reaches for his phone but then suddenly realizes the gravity of the moment and silences the phone, later finding the text.

The moral of the story, you ask? Don't invite Uncle R to your wedding.