Poor Gun-Gun. Whatsa guy gotta do in order to get a little love from the critters? All he wanted to do was give the goats a little brushin' and some lovin'. But they just weren't havin' it. But do you blame them? He looked a little, err, aggressive with his plastic brushes...

When the goats wouldn't cooperate, he decided to investigate the brushes further. The brushes kinda looked like shoes. I wonder if they'd fit?

Nope, no such luck. Cinderella he is not.

The ladies banded together and refused to allow Gun-Gun to perfect his grooming skillz.

She was willing to partake in a good brushin', but Gun-Gun didn't like the looks she was throwing.

So Gun-Gun left the barnyard, empty handed and hairless. In order to perk himself up, he wandered through a nearby park and found someone much more interestin' and a lot cuter. And, she let him brush her piggy tails when he asked - just not with the goat's plastic comb.

The end.