Why Some People Shouldn't Breed
I'm seriously an advocate for mandatory intelligence and gene testing (looking for the "moron" gene) when it comes to people getting pregnant and having children. You have to have a license to drive a car but there is nothing holding idiots and jackasses back from having children. I think you'll see why I believe in mandatory sterilization for some people after you read this article.
Your freakin' kiddin' me, right? Please tell me this is a joke 'cuz I feel like knockin' these egg and sperm donors about the head until some common sense springs about - not that that will ever happen but a girl can wish.
Thankfully, Hubby and I both agreed that our three children would be raised Redneck. We've found that it's much easier to conceal the shotguns and moonshine in a good pair of overalls rather than baggy drawers and baseball caps. Sure, we do have some similarities - we use bandannas (ok - just for snotrags) and also wear flannel (primarily 'cuz it's cold), but we've found the Redneck gang branch to be much more liberal when it comes to hand signs and weapon requirements. We couldn't get all our members to memorize past the one finger solute nor give up their hunting rifles for automatic weapons. Oh well, you get what you get and you don't throw a fit ;-).
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I've been using the phrase "the apple didn't fall far from THAT tree" a lot lately. Like in "the Winco" when ma tells her spawn that NO he can't have the candy he's been carrying. "Just put it on the shelf there". Yeah, MA, right there with the freekin' cat food where it belongs! And me without the cojones to do anything more than scowl at the blank face of a toothless bohunk. Maybe next time I'll have the balls to actually SAY something.
You teach what you know and, if you don't know ANYTHING...well, it's a testimonial for gene testing for sure.
Posted by: beachcomber | April 18, 2008 10:41 AM
I just discovered this 'blog'
One question...ummm...
ARE you for real?
Im serious- as the sense of humor is a little vague...I mean, ARE you really a 'redneck'?, and if so, its kinda hard to imagine you wondering about the 'types' you see in Winco.
In short, IS this blog tongue-in-cheek?, or are the redneck around here really like you?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Jim | April 18, 2008 11:41 AM
Well I have long felt that we should pay people $500 to get fixed.... Think about it, If you are desperate enough to get fixed for the money, I don't want you to have kids. Maybe that not fair, but I work my ass of for what I have, and i have seen many people who "cheat" to get the same stuff..... better stop before I go on a real rant. =) ( I would hate to compete with mommazilla)
Posted by: Martini | April 18, 2008 07:38 PM
Jim, first and foremost, thanks for stopping by and reading. Secondly, yes, I am part redneck - maybe just "pinkneck" as of this point, but I'm workin' on feeling the full burn. Parts of this blog are tongue and cheek and I'm glad that you noticed. I don't want you worrying about being acosted by others like me ;o). And for the record, I haven't commented on Winco nor have I really wondered about the "types" I'd see because I shop there and I really don't want to make too much fun of myself. So, "in short" this is me, my family, and I'm welcoming you into my world. Keep on reading and I think you'll start to understand the organized chaos and trailer trash livin' I support.
Posted by: Sandi | April 18, 2008 08:48 PM
MMMMMM Redneck huh. That can really mean alot. I will not go there as minors may be reading. Yes I will behave, Yes I will behave, Yes I will behave. Better stop before I go off the deep end huh Dr Zigfreed Mammazilla.
Posted by: Gump | April 20, 2008 10:04 AM