This is a conversation that took place over the weekend while Hubby and Grandpa D were doing some house repairs for Grandma Linda. C-dub had went along for the ride as he's Hubby's right hand man when it comes to fixin' stuff.

It's not for the faint of heart but it is very funny. Read if you dare...

C-dub: Dad, you know what? I really like screwin'. He's holding a screwdriver in his hand and looking ever so innocent.
Grandpa D: Chokes on his coffee.
Hubby: Swallowing his surprise and thinking, oh my God, how do I answer this without totally losing it?. That's great. How many times have you done it, C-dub?
C-dub: Just once Dad.
Hubby: That's good C-dub. Now go play.
C-dub: But Dad! I weally wanna scwuw somethin'! Weally bad Dad! I like scwuwin' so much! He's still clenching his screwdriver.
Hubby: In a few minutes, C-dub. Shaking his head. C-dub finally wanders off, somewhat satisfied.
Grandpa D: Finally swallows his coffee. Relieved that the moment is over.

Grandpa D and Hubby share a brief moment of silence and a quiet reckoning that one day, C-dub might actually mean what he says. He better not - or some sort of chastity belt for boys will be on two-day order from Amazon.com.