This is one of those articles that you make you go:

1. The person was obviously drunk or high.
2. The person has some mental health issues.
3. The person really loves Australia and is willing to take one from Team Wombat.
4. The person is a combination of the previous three. This is where my vote would be.

This guy from New Zealand evidently decided to tie one on and then phone his local law enforcement to let them know he was being "raped" by a Wombat. He then called back a little later (don't know where the cops were at and why they weren't immediately investigating) to update them on his welfare saying, "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty alright, you know." Good. I'm sure they were really concerned but relieved to know that he now had an Austrailian accent due to his illicit tryst.

So, if this is a new trend, what sort of conclusions can we draw?

1. Hang out with an aggressive Chupacabra in order to perfect your South American accent?
2. Court Pepe La Peu in order to work on your French accent?
3. Insert your favorite animal and country . Then think bad thoughts.

You've gotta love stupid people. A guy like this is seriously job security not only for law enforcement but mental health professionals as well. Thanks for the chuckle, mate.

I was just helping that guy out with a little language of love lesson!