Sometimes you just can't make schat up. Literally. I read this on the Fox news site. Apparently, a German woman went in to have some sort of leg surgery and when she woke up, she had a new anus. The surgeons, who were just a tad bit early for April Fool's Day, confused her for another woman who was suffering with incontinence and needed to have surgery on her sphincter. The worst part about it all, is that she still has a "bum" leg and needs to have another surgery to repair it.

Here are some one liners for your sick enjoyment:

* The surgeons only got fired because they ripped her a new one.
* Let's hope she proves to be a hard ass in court.
* She is now allowed to have two opinions.
* She can rightfully say that she could give two shats.
* Was the new anus something created by the surgeon or was it from a donor? Ewww...
* Well, that just stinks!
* What a crappy experience.

The poor lady is suing and I hope she gets a BUTTLOAD of money. I also hope that there's not a poor amputee wandering around with a bad sphincter.