Hi, my name is Gun-Gun, and I'm going to tell you about the adventure that Daddy and I had today in the bathroom.

Do you know what happens when Mommy and I clean the bathroom? We find lots of these:

Sometimes they're clean and we put 'em back. But if they're dirty, Mommy let's me flush'em! I loveeee to watch them flushie! Daddy says that this is not a good idea and they can get stuck. I guess he was right 'cuz when Sissy flushed the toiwlet today, it didn't go nowhere. Daddy was mad. He said the whole toiwlet would haf to come out and I gotta help! I was so 'cited!

We worked sooo hard! I'm a weal hard worker.

But I got kinda bored, so I worked on the Kleenex holder instead.

But then I got back to work. Daddy needed help, bad!

Daddy finally got the toiwlet out and guess what he found? My flushie Q-tips! Three of 'em! So Daddy put the toiwlet outside and I played cars 'cuz Daddy was startin' to say bad words. And Mommy wasn't havin' any of it!

Then Mommy put me down for my nap. When I woke up, Daddy and I had a talk with Mommy 'bout flushin' stuff. Daddy told Mommy that she was gonna have to buy Adult Proof Q-tips. We told her no more flushin' Q-Tips, or else!

The end!