I periodically check in on this blog in the hopes that I may have received a comment or to re-read something I had previously written, especially if Uncle R is whining about making him look like a wuss (sorry-there are just some things in life I can't make look better...I'm not a miracle worker!). When I checked today, I discovered that someone had in fact, left me a comment. My heart did a little flitter slop and the butterflies (who normally lie dormant in my heartburn filled stomach) came to life in an array of acidy beauty. And yes, all Bloggers get this frickin' excited when people leave comments. If they deny it then they're a big fat liar or they've been doing this a lot longer that I have.

I nervously clicked the comment and opened my eyes to revel in its purity and opinion. In bold, 12 point font, I read a link containing several words that you will never see on my blog: If I liked to hunt with Chuck or play with a girl named Delores while accidentally looking up her skirt then things would have been a happier place for Rex (if you haven't figured it out already, substitute the bold words with their dirty and semi-dirty rhythming counterparts). OK, OK, I'm so not a prude nor do I take offense to trucker language, but geesh, don't post a frickin' porno link on a family oriented blog, people!!!

I'm guessing that either a very lonely person or a pervo computer porn bot program more than likely left this comment but never the less; I was a little pissed about it. Unlike the spam folder in my e-mail, where Sperminator, Viagra, and various other body part building concoctions can come to rest and eventually die (can you say DELETE!), I have to read these comments and delete them myself. On the other hand, I guess in a weird sort of way I should be thankful that all sorts of different types of people are reading my blog, and some are enjoying it enough to leave comments (disgusting as they may be). I made it big time, thanks to my special porn friend.

To whoever posted this link, I do appreciate you being concerned about my sexual health and that of my hubby's. But, please remember that I'm a mom of three and now that hubby and I have discovered what causes children, we just don't do it anymore.