He's in Wuv With a Woman
C-dub came to me today to inform me that his best buddy was in "wuv with a woman." A woman? How in the world does a five year old even know what a woman is? Upon further quizzing I learn that this mystery woman is actually their preschool teacher, Miss K. C-dub explains that Miss K had told his bestest buddy that she "wuved" him, so now bestest buddy has proclaimed his undying "wuv" for her. C-dub, rather matter-o-factly, then told me that he expected them to be dating soon, because that's what you do when you, "Weally wuv someone."