I've come to the realization that holidays just "happen" for men. They show up for pre-planned, elaborate weddings...the Christmas tree is loaded with presents on Christmas morning...the kids all have Halloween costumes...the mother-in-law loves her birthday present... You can almost guarantee that a good woman made these events happen for that special man in their life. So babe, don't complain to me when you get the credit card bill or when I tell you no Starbucks coffee today because the checking account is nearing starvation. I've been busy helping whatever holiday is around the corner, occur in our household. You're very freakin' welcome. Another Christmas, birthday, etc., is about to happen and you won't even have to raise a hand to help.