Top Nine reasons why this blogger failed
Failed, that is, to make more than a token effort at blogging:
1. i
2. n
3. f
4. l
5. u
6. e
7. n
8. z
9. a
But I am recovered, and hereby dub this strain of Humboldt Crud the Bedwetters' Bug. First, as some of you may know, my moniker here around the newsroom is Bed Weditor (web editor, get it?), and I am the Supreme Example of the waste this disease can lay on a person; second, after several nights of tossing and turning and coughing and crying under the thumb of this virus, one can't help but dampen the sheets with projectile emissions.