Moses Doses?
So someone has just now figured out that Moses probably had to be high to see and hear that burning bush?
Or, conversely, was it the burning bush that got him high? As the Times-Standard's positive blogger would say, think about it.
Whoa there, letter-writers hell-bent on demanding my resignation: I'm just kidding, and it's not blasphemy if the joke's on Moses, right? Still, I've never conversed with a shrub and the moments when I was most tempted? Definitely under the influence.
Comments
The flames didn't consume Moses burning bush. Does that mean anything?
Posted by: Andrew Bird | March 12, 2008 09:14 AM
Only that it was apparently the gift that kept on giving ... imagine a marijuana plant that burned but never turned to ash?
Posted by: James Faulk | March 12, 2008 10:23 AM
its called vaporization......the most popular smoking device using vaporization is the "volcano".....
Posted by: theo therme | March 12, 2008 04:37 PM
vaporization burns the THC but does not turn the vegetation to ash....
Posted by: theo therme | March 12, 2008 04:38 PM
And where could — a friend, say, yeah, um, a friend of a guy I know, from Canada, up in, uh, Sasketchewan and of no relation to me or the other Polocks in Humboldt County — where could he, you know, get one? Or could I ... er ... he ... just borrow yours?
Tonight?
Seriously, he and others I've met around here are apparently trying to immunize themselves and all future descendants (and their descendants, too, with the entire diaspora from the looks of it) from the blight of Alzheimer's.
Posted by: James Faulk | March 12, 2008 04:51 PM
every local church has a vaporizor on hand in order to perform the burning bush ceremony.....they keep it next to the ghostly water and the bloody wine...
Posted by: theo therme | March 12, 2008 09:10 PM