just plain wrong in so many ways
Still feeling sad that FiFi the dog went to that kennel in the sky? Has Cuddles the Cat's sudden departure for the hereafter left you feeling blue?
Never fear — freaks the world over have found a solution to those dead pet doldrums.
You can now collect a decade's worth of Spot's shedded hair from your couch, your carpet, your bedroom comforter and have that lovely waste sewn into some kind of garish garment ... a sweater made from Fido? A scarf made from Patches?
Hell, if you love your dog that much, you can even make boxers from your boxer ... you'll be scratching your crotch like the dog always did. What better way to honor man's best friend?
All of this just further proves my theory that way down deep, people are weird. Really friggin' weird.
Comments
Hell, I can make these for half the price Send me your measurements and I'll have a similar sized model roll around my parents floor with sticky tape. You might even get a Cheerio or two for free. Barf.
Posted by: Sandi | March 19, 2008 07:18 PM
Whenever my cat misbehaves, I threaten to make a pair of fur lined slippers out of her. Now I don't even have to throttle her first. I can enjoy the furry slippers and the cat.
Posted by: Chris Crawford | March 20, 2008 01:10 PM