Feng Shui of the Derriére??
I filed this under the self-love category because I couldn't think of where else ... but I saw this on Salon.com and thought, What does my poop say about me?
I take poo health seriously — well, at least as seriously as it can be taken — because my dear old Da died of the colon cancer. And I can force myself to take a long look back, when I need to, if it will tell me how my own poop chute is operating.
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Hey, since we're already talking shit, let me say that I just noticed that that RSS blog feed coming up on the T-S homepage is directly ripped off from the Pipe that I built!
You're welcome, Dean Singleton!
Posted by: Hank Sims | March 12, 2008 11:12 AM
Hey what about those crabs. Sit in the stands and belt one out. You could just write about Arcata and become rich.
Posted by: Karl B | March 12, 2008 11:37 AM
Hank, guilty as charged. The pipe you built was top notch, so I added to it (a few new bloggers and those you mysterious left out) and used it. Thanks for all your hard work ;)
Posted by: James Faulk | March 12, 2008 02:03 PM
Oh my. My oh my. Hubby and I were just having a conversation about this the other day. A close friend of ours is currently doing a "colon cleanse" process with special herbs and vitamins. They guarantee to clean out like 50 lbs or so of crap that just sits there in your intestines. He even showed us the internet site where people have posted their resulting pic's. Ugh. It took a week to sanitize my brain after that one. I guess people really do give a shit. Literally.
Posted by: Sandi | March 12, 2008 09:15 PM
I've seen an infomercial with this creepy suit selling snake oil solutions to ye old compounded colon ... ugh. If it's actually true that we have pounds of fecal matter built up in our digestive systems, then ignorance truly was bliss. I disgust me.
Posted by: James Faulk | March 13, 2008 08:46 AM
Penn & Teller's "That's Bulls**t" show that used to run on Showtime did a segment on this quackery and exposed that it is a farce of a sham of a spoof that does NOTHING other than "cleanse" you of your money.
Posted by: Chris Crawford | March 13, 2008 12:50 PM